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Real Rob

Centers around comedian Rob Schneider's real life while living in Hollywood.

Genre:	Comedy
Number Of Seasons:	2
Network:	Netflix
Created By:	Rob Schneider
Status:	Returning Series
User Score (votes):	5.4 / 10 (9)

Full production credits:

Communicator Patricia Schneider

Last updated: 2018-11-23

Characters in ‘Real Rob’

Rob
Patricia

Quotes By Season

“When it comes to food, guys work around the problem. For a guy not to eat his food, it’ll take more than a hair. For a guy not to eat his food, it’ll take multiple hairs attached to a pair of balls.”

— Rob, Real Rob, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: food, men v. women, Gross, balls

“Wife: I got rid of the pole because I didn’t think it was sending the right message.”

— Patricia, Real Rob, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Stripper Pole, Baby Nursery

“I have a 40-year-old assistant. Now, he’s a great guy, but two things: Never hire a 40-year-old assistant. And never hire your friend. Especially a friend who doesn’t know jack shit about computers. Especially when you don’t know jack shit about computers.”

— Rob, Real Rob, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Assistant, Jack Shit, Friends

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