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“[in voiceover] And that's when we started to plan the murder. What to wear, what to bring. In murder, as in life, planning is everything.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice
Tagged: Murder, Planning
“G-man and g-woman. Only thing missing is the G-spot.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 3: Symphony in Knocked Flat
Tagged: G-Man, g-spot
“David: Kinda makes you wonder why you doubted me before?

Maddie: The night is young.”
— Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes, Moonlighting, Season 3: Symphony in Knocked Flat
Tagged: Doubt, night is young
“David: The sophistication under the rugged exterior.

Maddie: The what under what?”
— Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes, Moonlighting, Season 3: Symphony in Knocked Flat
Tagged: Sophistication, rugged exterior
“David: Did you call?

Maddie: I called you every name in every language.”
— Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes, Moonlighting, Season 3: Symphony in Knocked Flat
Tagged: dirty names
“David: Just extending the metaphor.

Maddie: Extend it somewhere else.”
— Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes, Moonlighting, Season 3: Symphony in Knocked Flat
Tagged: Metaphor, Go Away
“Maddie: What the hell is a funk video?

David: It's called: 'How to Be Funky' It's gonna teach you how to get down, how to stay down, how to roll around...

David: I've been known to deliver my own flora, and on occasion my own fauna.”
— Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes, Moonlighting, Season 3: Symphony in Knocked Flat
Tagged: funk, flora, fauna, get down
“Zach/David: [in voiceover] I always play my horn with my shirt off. Late at night, by an open window, next to a flashing neon light. I know I look good that way.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: Topless, neon light, Narcissism
“Maddie: I am not a sexist!

David: Not only are you a sexist, but you are the sexiest sexist that's ever been in my good fortune to satirize.

Maddie: Satirize?

David: Satirize, scrutinize, fantasize, etc., etc., etc.”
— Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes, Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: Sexist, sexiest, satirize, scrutinize
“Rita/Maddie: You were pretty hot tonight.

Zach/David: You, too.

Rita/Maddie: You got a great lip.

Zach/David: You got, too.

Rita/Maddie: Drink?

Zach/David: Absolutely. Eat, too. [in voiceover] That night was the beginning. We would see more of each other, then all of each other. But this is television, so we won't get into that.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: Fantasy, Drinking Age, Beginning
“David: You look at everything like...a woman first and then a person second.

Maddie: What does that mean?

David: I said what I meant and I meant what I said.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: Sexism, Mean What You Say
“Maddie: You're an animal.

David: And you're a sexist.

Maddie: What?!

David: A sexist!! You know what a sexist is?

Maddie: Of course I know what a sexist is, I am looking at one.

David: So am I!!”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: animal, Sexist
“I don't know about you, but I for one, I for one, hit my knees every night and thank the man upstairs that there is a little bit of dishonesty left in this otherwise sunny world. You just think about that. That's all I have to say.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: Dishonesty, man upstairs
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