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Marvel's Jessica Jones Quotes

“ Hey, you drive a Porsche, you can afford another Porsche.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 12
Tagged: Porsche, Affluence
“Well, if you don't have any nice words I mean, anything nice to say, just you know, lie.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 7
Tagged: Deception, lying, meanness, Nice
“That thing that attacked me is your mom? I hope they lock her up and melt the key down for bullets.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 10
Tagged: Revenge, Incarceration
“A poodle doesn't show its belly to a pit bull if it doesn't want its guts ripped out.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: Poodle, Pit Bull, Cops
“If there was a pill you could take to make you smarter, wouldn't you take it?”
— Patricia "Trish" Walker, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 8
Tagged: Smart Drugs, Pills
“Summer in New York City. It's hot. It's humid. And everyone's just a little more pissed-off than usual.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Summer, Humidity, New York City
“It took someone coming back from the dead to realize that I’ve been dead, too. The problem is, I never really figured out how to live.”
— Melissa Rosenberg, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 13
Tagged: Resurrection, Life
“I’m not a killer. I’m not you. I’m not my mother. I can control myself. Which means I’m more powerful than you ever were.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 11
Tagged: Humblebragging, killers, Composure
“With great power comes great mental illness.”
— Robert "Whizzer" Coleman, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 2
Tagged: Power, Mental Illness
“The line keeps moving and i keep stepping over it. How far is too far? and will there ever be a way back?”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: The Line, Going Too Far
“I so don't need to hear about my dead father's dick.”
— Jenny Klein, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 9
Tagged: Gross, dick, Necrophilia
“You have often needed protection from your vagina.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 3
“You can't improve on an asshole by making it bigger.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Take a Bloody Number
Tagged: asshole
“They say everyone's born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you're the villain. Problem is, you don't always know that you've crossed that line.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Smile
Tagged: Hero, villain
“I wish I had a Mother of the Year award so I could bludgeon you with it.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Sin Bin
Tagged: Mother of the Year
“Dear God, I would do anything to see the look on her face when she realizes she's helpless. I'd make her want me. Then reject her. Devastate her over and over and over until she wants to die... No, I won't give her that, either. She'd wither away like someone dying of thirst or starvation. Be a certain ring of hell, designed specially for her... Or maybe I'll just kill her.”
— Scott Reynolds, Melissa Rosenberg, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Smile
Tagged: God, Death Threats
“I'm a piece of shit, and shit stinks.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Top Shelf Perverts
Tagged: Shit
“Humanity sucks and they don't deserve saving.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA I've Got the Blues
Tagged: Misanthropy
“You know what happens when you burn a bridge? You gotta learn to swim. Or fly.”
— Roy Healy, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Top Shelf Perverts
“The real world is not about happy endings. It's about taking the life you have, and fighting like hell to keep it.”
— Jeryn "Jeri" Hogarth, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Sin Bin
Tagged: Happy Endings, real world
“Not only did you physically rape me, but you violated every cell in my body and every thought in my goddamn head.”
— Scott Reynolds, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA WWJD?
Tagged: Rape, Mental Rape, Violation
“Arseholes try. I just do.”
— Kilgrave, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA You're a Winner
Tagged: Proactive
“You think you're the only ones who've lost people?! You think you're the only ones with pain?! You think you can take your shit and dump it on me?! You don't get to do that! So you take your goddamn pain and live with it, assholes!”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA 99 Friends
Tagged: Pain, Loss
“You're a deranged prick. You've never loved anyone in your repulsive life.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Top Shelf Perverts
Tagged: insults, Deranged
“Jessica: I prefer repression.

Malcolm: And self-medication.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA You're a Winner
Tagged: Self-Medication, Repression
“It's 5 o’clock somewhere and I need to update my resume. Would you put ‘day drinking’ under experience or special abilities?”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA The Sandwich Saved Me
Tagged: Day Drinking
“Jeri Hogarth: You need to pull yourself together. You are coming across distinctly paranoid.


Jessica: Everyone keeps saying that. It's like a conspiracy.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA 99 Friends
Tagged: Conspiracy, Paranoid
“Malcolm: You're a good person, Jessica Jones.

Jessica: You're high.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA It's Called Whiskey
Tagged: You're High
“You can't fix me. I'm unbreakable.”
— Luke Cage, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Crush Syndrome
Tagged: Confidence
“My greatest weakness? Occasionally, I give a damn.”
— Micah Schraft, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Crush Syndrome
Tagged: Weakness, Giving a Damn
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