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“I believe there is a female assassin operating internationally and she's targeted a number of influential people. She doesn't have a signature, but she certainly has style and I don't know who or what is behind her, but I don't think she's slowing down and just that interested me, I guess. But also apparently makes me a fantasist and a crackpot and completely on my own.
And, you know, frankly, I don't give a shit anymore. She is outsmarting the smartest of us, and for that, she deserves to do or kill whoever the hell she wants. I mean, if she's not killing me, then, frankly, it's not my job to care anymore.”
— Eve Polastri, Killing Eve, Season 1: I’ll Deal With Him Later
Tagged: Killer, assassins
“It is disappointing that the mole is the one who looks the most like a rodent.”
— Carolyn Martens, Killing Eve, Season 1: Sorry Baby
Tagged: Mole, Rodents, Snitches
“Letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn't make you intimidating, by the way. It's just rude.”
— Villanelle, Killing Eve, Season 1: I’ll Deal With Him Later
Tagged: Rude
“God, it's amazing how efficient things are when you're a dick to people?”
— Eve Polastri, Killing Eve, Season 1: God, I’m Tired
Tagged: Being a Dick, being mean
“Villanelle: Did you have a party or something? 

Eve: I have lost two jobs, a husband, and a best friend because of you. 

Villanelle: Yeah, but you got some really nice clothes out of it, so...”
— Eve Polastri, Killing Eve, Season 1: God, I’m Tired
Tagged: Well It's Not All BAd
“You should never call a psychopath a psychopath. It upsets them.”
— Villanelle, Killing Eve, Season 1: I Have a Thing About Bathrooms
Tagged: Psychopaths
“It's going to be hard to trust me again, but I will prove myself to you. I promise.”
— Villanelle, Killing Eve, Season 1: Sorry Baby
Tagged: Apologies, How To Say You're Sorry, Regret
“I am going to find the thing you care about the most, and I am going to kill it.”
— Eve Polastri, Killing Eve, Season 1: I Have a Thing About Bathrooms
Tagged: Murder, Threats, Violent Threats
“Eve: I'm sorry I don't like your boyfriends.


Carolyn: And I'm sorry you don't like your husband. 

Eve: What?!”
— Eve Polastri, Killing Eve, Season 1: Take Me to the Hole!
Tagged: Clever Dialogue, Examples of Clever Dialouge
“Russian: Have you been feeling any stress or anxieties lately?


Villanelle: I had quite a heavy period last week, but other than that, I think I'm OK.”
— Villanelle, Killing Eve, Season 1: I’ll Deal With Him Later
Tagged: period
“Konstantin: Promise you won't be naughty.

Villanelle: I promise I won't be naughty.”
— Villanelle, Killing Eve, Season 1: Don’t I Know You?
Tagged: Won't Be Naughty
“Your killer was a small-breasted psycho, apparently.”
— Niko Polastri, Killing Eve, Season 1: Nice Face
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