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“A good detective knows that every task, every interaction, no matter how seemingly banal, has the potential to contain multitudes.”
— Sherlock Holmes, Elementary, Season 1: Possibility Two
Tagged: Good, Detective, task, Interaction, banal, Potential, Multitudes
“Sherlock Holmes: You seem even more dour than usual, Watson. I would posit it was a menstruation issue but I worked out your cycle. You're good for ten more days.

Dr. Joan Watson: Couching it as a scientific observation totally negates the misogyny.”
— Dr. Joan Watson, Elementary, Season 1: A Giant Gun, Filled with Drugs
Tagged: dour, menstruation, cycle, scientific observation, sarcastic, negates, Misogyny
“When you've eliminated then impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, is the truth.”
— Sherlock Holmes, Elementary, Season 1: The Leviathan
Tagged: eliminate, impossible, Improbable, Truth
“Detective Marcus Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

Sherlock Holmes: A pig's orgasm lasts up to thirty minutes.”
— Sherlock Holmes, Elementary, Season 1: You Do It To Yourself
Tagged: tell me something i don't know, Pig, orgasm, Long, Sassy
“Sherlock Holmes: I left some urine in your room.

Dr. Joan Watson: Tell me it's in a cup.”
— Dr. Joan Watson, Elementary, Season 1: One Way to Get Off
Tagged: Urine, Room, cup
“Dr. Joan Watson: Can I ask you a question?

Sherlock Holmes: Can I stop you?”
— Sherlock Holmes, Elementary, Season 1: Flight Risk
Tagged: Question, Ask, Stop
“Dr. Joan Watson: How did you know he had an affair?

Sherlock Holmes: Google. Not everything is deducible.”
— Sherlock Holmes, Elementary, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: affair, Google, Research, deductible
“Dr. Joan Watson: Hey, I found something in the hall closet the other day.

Sherlock Holmes: Was it the zipper mask, because I swear I'm just holding that for a friend.”
— Sherlock Holmes, Elementary, Season 1: While You Were Sleeping
Tagged: hall closet, found, zipper mask, Friend
“China is a pig on LSD, you never know which way it’s going to run.”
— Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Elementary, Season 2: Solve for X
Tagged: China, pigs, LSD
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