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“And if our dreams get broken along the way... we have to make new ones from the pieces.”
— Erin Quinn, Derry Girls, Series 3: The Agreement
Tagged: Dreams, Try Again, New, Broken Dreams
“Jesus, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself.”
— Ma Mary Quinn, Derry Girls, Series 3: The Reunion
Tagged: chocolate, Obsessed, Metaphor Examples
“Clare: You've dragged me down to your level, your stupidity has finally rubbed off on me. I was a scholar when I met you Erin, a scholar!

Erin: You were three!”
— Clare Devlin, Derry Girls, Series 3: The Night Before
Tagged: Scholar, upset, Stupid
“You need to learn when to push back.”
— Sister Michael, Derry Girls, Series 2: The President
Tagged: Push Back, learn, Fight
“Sometimes in order to do the right thing, you have to do the wrong thing.”
— Clare Devlin, Derry Girls, Series 2: The President
Tagged: Right, Wrong, Lessons
“Great stuff all together. A fitting rendition of what I consider to be the most godawful song ever written.”
— Sister Michael, Derry Girls, Series 2: The President
Tagged: Great Stuff, Song, Sassy, Written
“Well, this prom is going to be a full-blown dick-fest.”
— Michelle Mallon, Derry Girls, Series 2: The Prom
Tagged: Prom, flown-blown, Bad
“Earrings like that don't deserve to be buried alive. It's a sin.”
— Aunt Sarah, Derry Girls, Series 2: The Curse
Tagged: earrings, Buried alive, Sin
“You're not a tongue person, are you?”
— Sister Michael, Derry Girls, Series 2: The Curse
Tagged: tongue, Person, Question
“Old people are arseholes.”
— Michelle Mallon, Derry Girls, Series 2: The Curse
Tagged: Old People, butt, mean
“Ok, girls, who wants to do drugs?”
— Michelle Mallon, Derry Girls, Series 2: The Curse
Tagged: Drugs, Questions, Girls
“Life should be spontaneous.”
— Ms. De Brún, Derry Girls, Series 2: Ms De Brún and the Child of Prague
Tagged: Life, spontaneity, Excitment
“You only get one life. Don't be afraid to live it.”
— Ms. De Brún, Derry Girls, Series 2: Ms De Brún and the Child of Prague
Tagged: Life, Living, Enjoyment
“Poetry is truth, and great poetry is raw, and real, and messy, and glorious, and ugly.”
— Ms. De Brún, Derry Girls, Series 2: Ms De Brún and the Child of Prague
Tagged: Poetry, Poets, Truth, Words, Raw, Glorious, ugly, Deep
“I said be sexy, not be a fucking blowfish, Erin.”
— Michelle Mallon, Derry Girls, Series 2: Across the Barricade
Tagged: Sexy, blowfish, Sassy
“I love beer and football and poker, and you know, tits.”
— James Maguire, Derry Girls, Series 2: Across the Barricade
Tagged: Beer, Football, poker, likes
“Who's her dad? Pierce fucking Brosnan?”
— Michelle Mallon, Derry Girls, Series 2: Across the Barricade
Tagged: Questions, Good Looking, Pierce Brosnan
“Love women. Can't get enough of the ladies.”
— Michelle Mallon, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 6
Tagged: Love, Women, Ladies, romance
“You're a walking cack attack.”
— Erin Quinn, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 6
Tagged: Nervous, Anxious, slang
“It's dinner she invited you round for, not an orgy.”
— Granda Joe, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 6
Tagged: Dinner, Orgy, Sassy
“I don't see why that useless drip you call a husband has to be coming.”
— Granda Joe, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 6
Tagged: useless, drip, husband, Diss
“Fabby-dabby-dick.”
— Erin Quinn, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 6
Tagged: annoyed, Fabulous, sarcastic
“I have a set of balls, thank you very much.”
— Da Gerry Quinn, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 5
Tagged: set, balls, Comeback
“Well, how do things work here? How do they work? Will one of you please explain it to me? Because sometimes I feel like I've gone through the fucking looking glass.”
— James Maguire, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 5
Tagged: Work, Looking Glass, upset, Confused
“Shower of shites!”
— Granda Joe, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 5
Tagged: upset, insults, Mad
“I'm living on a knife's edge here.”
— Aunt Sarah, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 5
Tagged: Living, Knife, Edge, worried
“Before you know it, you'll be faking your own death, assuming a new identity.”
— Granda Joe, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 5
Tagged: Extreames , Death, Identity
“In this game, you need a wee bit of integrity.”
— David Donnelly, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 4
Tagged: Game, Integrity
“There is no such thing as a friendly wink.”
— Ma Mary Quinn, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 4
Tagged: friendly, Wink, Sassy
“I've been thinking. Maybe time for me to lose the rest of my virginity.”
— Michelle Mallon, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 4
Tagged: Thinking, Rest, Virginity
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