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Brooklyn Nine-Nine

(59 total)

A single-camera ensemble comedy following the lives of an eclectic group of detectives in a New York precinct, including one slacker who is forced to shape up when he gets a new boss.

Seasons

Season 1 (32)Season 2 (9)Season 3 (6)Season 4 (3)Season 5 (5)Season 6 (1)

Characters

Daniel J. Goor (39)Michael Schur (39)Jake Peralta (27)Andy Samberg (27)Joe Lo Truglio (8)Andre Braugher (7)Captain Ray Holt (7)Charles Boyle (7)Chelsea Peretti (6)Gina Linetti (6)

It's such a classic Boyle trait to not recognize talent. My cousin Susan didn't know she could sing until her late 40's.

— Marcy Jarreau, Phil Augusta Jackson, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com

Susan Boyle Throwback Reference Britains Got Talent

Jake: Hello good sir, I would like your finest bottle of wine, please. Clerk: That will be $1,600. Jake: Great, I'd like your $8-Est bottle of wine, please.

— Gabe Liedman, Gil Ozeri, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

finest bottle Wine Money cost

Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.

— Gabe Liedman, Gil Ozeri, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

orange soda cereal spill

Boyle: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy. Jake: No, it's probably just an empty white cube, with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

— Gabe Liedman, Gil Ozeri, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

beauty and the beast fancy USB cubicle plug

Boone: Detective Paralta. Your fly is down. I made you look. Jake: I didn't look. And I'm wearing shorts; there is no fly.

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

fly is down made you look Shorts fly

We've busted murderers; we've taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer- the Fire Department.

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

busted murders cartels worst Fire Department

Diaz: Can you estimate the value of everything that was taken? Gina: Emotionally? $700 million.

— Prentice Penny, Gina Linetti, Chelsea Peretti, imdb.com

estimate Value Taken stolen Emotionally

Say goodbye to this ring and everything it represents!

— Laura McCreary, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

goodbye ring represents

Boyle: It'll be the perfect opportunity to update my rankings. Can we stop at home for a pizza bib? Jake: No, Charles, we gotta go fast. Boyle: Right, right, I'll just use my work bib.

— Lakshmi Sundaram, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com

bib Fast Work different occasions

Holt: I'm disappointed, Santiago. I thought you and I were close. Amy: I know you're manipulating me... but I love it, and I will tell you anything.

— Gabe Liedman, Amy Santiago, Melissa Fumero, imdb.com

Disappointed close manipulation Love

Diaz: Could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face? Attorney: Crying?

— Luke Del Tredici, Rosa Diaz, Stephanie Beatriz, imdb.com

Stop face Crying Weird

You just graduated Pie School, bitches! Sorry I said 'bitches,' I'm just really worked up.

— Luke Del Tredici, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com

graduated Pie School worked up

I appealed to their sense of teamwork and camaraderie with a rousing speech that would put Shakespeare to shame.

— Lesley Arfin, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

appealed Sense Teamwork rousing Speech

Jake: 20 seconds to spare. Game over, Captain. Check me. Holt: I think you mean 'Checkmate.' You really need to learn how to play chess.

— Lesley Arfin, Captain Ray Holt, Andre Braugher, imdb.com

spare game over check me Checkmate play chess

Fine. But in protest, I'm walking over there extremely slowly!

— Laura McCreary, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

Fine protest slowly

I swear, these perps are so stupid. I'd make a better criminal than any of 'em.

— Lesley Arfin, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

swear perps Stupid criminal

Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!

— Laura McCreary, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com

knock it til you try it replacement hip Sex Transformer

Jake: God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s? Boyle: You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you- Jake: No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!

— Laura McCreary, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

Sex Old Grandma Bed Chance

God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.

— Gil Ozeri, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

worst fourth grader upset tattle tale Sassy

Detectives, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want paperwork on all your closed cases by tomorrow. Scully, you can just write 'I didn't close any' on a piece of paper.

— Gil Ozeri, Captain Ray Holt, Andre Braugher, imdb.com

Detectives monthly crime Statistics paperwork Called Out

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