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You Only Live Twice Quotes

“I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honorable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.”
— Tiger Tanaka, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: Reckless Driving, promiscuous, womanizer
“No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.”
— Aki, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: submissive
“The world knows we are a peace-loving people.”
— Russian Diplomat, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: Soviet Union, Communism, peace-loving
“As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours after America and Russia have annihilated each other. We shall see a new power dominating the world.”
— Ernst Stavro Blofeld, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: world war, Russia, Annihilation
“I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.”
— Ernst Stavro Blofeld, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: Death Threat
“[Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese] Why don't you just dye the parts that show?”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: hairy chests, Racial Differences
“James Bond: Do you have any commandos here?

Tiger Tanaka: I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: commandos, Ninjas
“[Choosing a masseuse]
James Bond: Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here.

Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she's very sexyful.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: masseuse, Old Lady, sexyful
“Tiger Tanaka: It can save your life, this cigarette.

James Bond: You sound like a commercial.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: cigarette commercials
“Tiger Tanaka: You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.

James Bond: Japanese proverb say, 'Bird never make nest in bare tree.'”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: hairy chests, Racial Differences, Japanese
“Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.

Bond: Yes, this is my second life.

Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: Introductions, second life
“[Bond is in a hot tub with Tiger Tanaka and four beautiful Japanese girls.]

Tiger Tanaka: In Japan, men come first. Women come second.

Bond: Really? I may just retire to here.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: Japanese, subservience, Patriarchy
“[Coded message to headquarters after being waylaid by attack helicopters] Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: Sexual Harassment, white knighting
“[about to make love to Helga Brandt] Oh, the things I do for England.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: England, Pity Fuck
“Oh, the things I do for England.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: England, Taking One For The Team
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