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Who Framed Roger Rabbit Quotes

“Eddie Valiant: Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the Red Car for a nickel.

Judge Doom: Oh, they'll drive. They'll have to. You see, I bought the Red Car so I could dismantle it.”
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: plan, Evil Plan, freeway
“Jessica Rabbit: Oh, Honey Bunny!

Roger Rabbit: Oh, Love Cup.

Jessica Rabbit: Oh, Roger! You were a pillar of strength.”
— Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: strength, Pillar, Honey, Love
“Scotch on the rocks... and I MEAN ICE!”
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Rocks, Scotch, ice
“P-p-please, Eddie. You know there's no justice for toons anymore. If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped.”
— Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Law, Justice, Toons
“Is there nothing that can permeate that impervious puss?”
— Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: sad face, sour, Frown
“Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning.”
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Pencil Pusher, Lead, poison
“Eddie Valiant: Say, Roger. That letter you wrote to your wife at the Ink and Paint Club? Why don't you read it to her now?

Roger Rabbit: Sure thing, Eddie. "Dear Jessica: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body...? It's the will!

Eddie Valiant: Keep reading.

Roger Rabbit: "... do hereby bequeath, in perpetuity, the property known as Toontown, to those lovable characters, the toons"!”
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Love Letter, Toon, Will
“Eddie Valiant: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh.”
— Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: laugh, humor, Love
“We were investigating a robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working Toontown, thought it was a lot of laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us, literally. Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. Broke my arm, Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standing over me laughing, with those burning red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.”
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Death, Toon, Mystery
“Mickey Mouse: Gosh, I wonder who he really was?

Bugs Bunny: I'll tell you one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit.

Daffy Duck: Or a duck.

Goofy: Or a dog.

Pinocchio: Or a little wooden boy.

Big Bad Wolf: Or a... sheep.

Woody Woodpecker: Or a woodpecker.”
— Mickey Mouse , Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Identity, Questions
“C'mon Roger, let's go home. I'll bake you a carrot cake.”
— Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Carrot Cake, bake, sweet
“That lame-brained freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon.”
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Toon, idea, freeway
“Eddie Valiant: You mean you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?

Roger Rabbit: No, not at any time, only when it was funny.”
— Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Funny, Escape, Handcuff
“Roger Rabbit: Okay, nobody move! All right, you weasels, grab some sky or I let the judge have it. You heard me, I said drop it!

Jessica Rabbit: Roger, darling!

Roger Rabbit: That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.”
— Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: moral outrage, Drop It, Save the Day
“Roger Rabbit: Yeah. Check the probate. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water.

Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot, PROBATE!”
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: probate, Pills, medical, Mix Up
“Eddie Valiant: You crazy rabbit! I'm out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? Singing and dancing!

Roger Rabbit: But I'm a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh.”
— Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Toon, laugh, sing, dance
“Jessica Rabbit: You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.

Eddie Valiant: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.

Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.”
— Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Bad, drawn, Man, Women
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