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White Chicks
Genre:Comedy

Directed By:  Keenen Ivory Wayans

Screenplay:  Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Andrew McElfresh, Xavier Cook, Michael Anthony Snowden

Produced By:  Keenen Ivory Wayans, Rick Alvarez, Lee R. Mayes, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans

Music:  Teddy Castellucci, Adam Levine

Director Of Photography:  Steven Bernstein

Editor:  Stuart H. Pappé, Jeff Gourson

Casting:  Lisa Beach, Sarah Katzman

Production Design:  Paul Peters

Art Direction:  Eric Norlin

Set Decoration:  Dominique Fauquet-Lemaitre

Costume Design:  Jori Woodman

Special Effects Coordinator:  Gary Paller

Animatronic And Prosthetic Effects:  Jim Boulden

Costume Supervisor:  Thomas L. Pankiewich, Debbie Geaghan

Set Costumer:  Carolyn Bentley

Assistant Costume Designer:  Kevin Knight

Choreographer:  Tina Landon

Script Supervisor:  Christine Wilson

Hair Department Head:  Linda Villalobos

Key Hair Stylist:  Lisa Leonard

Makeup Department Head:  Rebecca DeHerrera

Makeup Artist:  Connie Parker

Stunt Coordinator:  J.J. Makaro

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Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.

Megan Vandergeld: It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies.

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn’t?

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I’m sorry, but uhm...we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office. [laughs]

Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac! [laughs]

Megan Vandergeld: [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks.

Marcus Copeland: [indignantly as Tiffany Wilson] What? [the Vandergeld sisters proudly do siss-fingers]

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It’s mother time, okay! Your mother’s so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a Pap smear! ‘Something’s wrong, Dr. Dre! My coochie’s doing a beatbox!’

Heather Vandergeld: Well, yeah? Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson]: Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this: [blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh]

Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like...she’s so...[to Megan]…Megan, you go!

Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney’s Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a ‘ni-coise’ salad. ‘Ni-coise’ salad, right?

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother’s ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, ‘Only in America!’

About the author

This page was created by our editors, Jim Goad and Kendra Syrdal. Each page is manually curated, researched, collected, and issued by our staff writers. Quotes contained on this page have been double checked for their citations, their accuracy and the impact it will have on our readers.

James Thaddeus Goad is an American author and publisher. Goad co-authored and published the zine ANSWER Me! and The Redneck Manifesto. He controls all of our Movie, TV Show and Book Quotes. You can learn more about Jim Goad on his personal website and Wikipedia page.

Kendra is a writer, editor, partner, and senior publisher for The Thought & Expression Company. Over the last few years she has been personally responsible for writing, editing, and producing over 30+ million pageviews on Thought Catalog.