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The Social Network Quotes

“Christy: You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook?

Eduardo Saverin: It's a little embarrassing so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.”
— Eduardo Saverin, The Social Network
Tagged: Trust, Facebook, relationship status, embarrassing
“Eduardo Saverin: Open your present. It's a silk scarf.

Christy: Have you EVER seen me wear a scarf?

Eduardo Saverin: This will be your first.”
— Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Tagged: present, silk scarf, first time
“We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet!”
— Sean Parker, The Social Network
Tagged: Farms, Cities, Internet
“You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.”
— Marylin Delpy, The Social Network
Tagged: asshole, try-hard
“The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink.”
— Erica Albright, The Social Network
Tagged: Internet, Pencil, Ink, Indelible
“You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.”
— Erica Albright, The Social Network
Tagged: computer, nerd, asshole
“Divya Narendra: Everybody on campus was using it. 'Facebook me' was the common expression after two weeks. And Mark was the biggest thing on a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates, 15 Pulitzer prize winners, 2 future Olympians and a movie star.

Sy: Who's the movie star?

Divya Narendra: Does it matter?”
— Divya Narendra, The Social Network
Tagged: Facebook, Facebook Me, Nobel Laureats, Fame, movie star
“Mark Zuckerberg: I'm not a bad guy.

Marylin Delpy: I know that. When there's emotional testimony, I assume that 85% of it is exaggeration.

Mark Zuckerberg: And the other fifteen?

Marylin Delpy: Perjury. Creation myths need a Devil.”
— Mark Zuckerberg, The Social Network
Tagged: Emotion, Perjury, devil, creation myth
“Erica Albright: [Angry] I'm sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.

Mark Zuckerberg: I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even.

Erica Albright: I think we should just be friends.

Mark Zuckerberg: I don't want friends.

Erica Albright: I was just being polite, I have no intention of being friends with you.”
— Mark Zuckerberg, The Social Network
Tagged: Envy, Friends, polite, Education
“Mark Zuckerberg: I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend.

Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.

Mark Zuckerberg: [Sarcastically] I didn't know that, tell me more.”
— Mark Zuckerberg, The Social Network
Tagged: Harvard, Lawsuit
“Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room.”
— Mark Zuckerberg, The Social Network
Tagged: homework, Money, ping-pong
“You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.”
— Mark Zuckerberg, The Social Network
Tagged: forensics, Facebook
“Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company? Do you realize that your actions have destroyed everything I've been working on?”
— Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Tagged: company, Facebook, actions, Consequences
“We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place.”
— Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Tagged: Genetics, identical, Science, Stay, Place
“We'd have to jump out and drown”
— Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Tagged: jump, out, drown
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