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Name: The Princess Diaries
Director: Garry Marshall
Genre: Comedy, Family, Romance
Released: 2001-08-03 00:00:00
Duration: 115 minutes
Rating: 6.6

Total quotes: 23

The Princess Diaries

A socially awkward but very bright 15-year-old girl being raised by a single mom discovers that she is the princess of a small European country because of the recent death of her long-absent father, who, unknown to her, was the crown prince of Genovia. Sh

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Publisher:	Walt Disney Pictures
Genres:	Comedy, Family, Romance
Production Companies:	Bottom of the Ninth Productions, Walt Disney Pictures, BrownHouse Productions
Publication Date:	August 3, 2001
Budget:	$37,000,000
Runtime:	115
Tagline:	She rocks. She rules. She reigns.
User Score (votes):	6.6 / 10 (1861)

Full production credits:

Communicator Anne Hathaway

Communicator Robert Schwartzman

Actor Anne Hathaway

Actor Heather Matarazzo

Actor Hector Elizondo

Actor Mandy Moore

Actor Caroline Goodall

Writer Gina Wendkos

Producer Whitney Houston Debra Chase

Director Garry Marshall

Communicator Gina Wendkos

Character Queen Clarisse Renaldi

Communicator Julie Andrews

Character Julie Andrews

Character Anne Hathaway

Character Hector Elizondo

Character Heather Matarazzo

Character Mandy Moore

Character Caroline Goodall

Character Robert Schwartzman

Character Erik Von Detten

Character Patrick John Flueger

Character Sean O'Bryan

Character Sandra Oh

Character Kathleen Marshall

Character Mindy Burbano

Character Kimleigh Smith

Character Elizabeth Gudenrath

Character Bianca Lopez

Character Tamara Levinson

Character Lenore Thomas

Character Erik Bragg

Character Meredith Shevory

Character Anita Marie Curran

Character Cassie Rowell

Character Todd Lowe

Character Joe Unitas

Character Joel McCrary

Character Clare Sera

Character Greg Lewis

Character Bonnie Aarons

Character Darwood Chung

Character Julie Paris

Character Jeff Michalski

Character Erin O'Reilly

Character Steve Restivo

Character Brigitta Lauren

Character Jane Morris

Character Gary Combs

Character Marvin Braverman

Character Allan Kent

Character Robert Glaudini

Character Bill Ferrell

Character Joe Ross

Character Charles Guardino

Character Sparrow Heatley

Character Gwenda Perez

Character Barbara Marshall

Character Sam Denoff

Character Tracy Reiner

Character Daru Kawalkowski

Character Diane Frazen

Character Stanley Frazen

Character Barbara Nabozny

Character Ira Glick

Character Sol Rosenthal

Character Hope Alexander-Willis

Character Joe Allen Price

Character Willie Brown

Character Patrick Richwood

Character Terry Brown

Character James Brown Orleans

Character Rob Zylowski

Character Karl Makinen

Character Sunny Hawks

Character Kathy Garver

Character Erika Young

Character Ethan Sandler

Character Shan Elliot

Character Trey Carter

Character Bud Markowitz

Character Mark Thompson

Character Brian Phelps

Character Lily Marshall-Fricker

Character Charlotte Marshall-Fricker

Character Sandra Taylor

Character Tom Hines

Character Nicholle Tom

Character Patrick Noonan

Character Ali Gage

Character John Moran

Character Tanya DiFrancesco

Character Shannon Wilcox

Character Tonje Larsgard

Character Rueben Grundy

Character Gwen Holloway

Character Lori Sigrist

Character Terri Sigrist

Character Andy Arness

Character Rene Auberjonois

Character Ned Brower

Character Jodi Essex

Character Larry Miller

Character Barry J. Ratcliffe

Character Craig Richards

Character Terry Wayne

Screenplay Gina Wendkos

Producer Mario Iscovich

Producer Whitney Houston

Producer Debra Martin Chase

Director of photography Karl Walter Lindenlaub

Editor Bruce Green

Novel Meg Cabot

Original music composer John Debney

Production design Mayne Berke

Character Queen Clarisse Renaldi

Character Amelia "Mia" Thermopolis

Character Joe

Character Lilly Moscovitz

Character Lana Thomas

Character Helen Thermopolis

Character Michael Moscovitz

Character Josh Bryant

Character Jeremiah Hart

Character Teacher Patrick O'Connell

Character Vice Principal Gupta

Character Charlotte Kutaway

Character Gym Teacher Ms. Harbula

Character Music Teacher Wells

Character Cheerleader Anna

Character Cheerleader Fontana

Character Cheerleader Lupe

Character Cable Show Student Melissa

Character Bobby Bad

Character Student Meredith

Character Newspaper Student Anita

Character Singing Student Alice

Character Lana's Date Eric

Character Coach Joe Ewe

Character Prime Minister Motaz

Character Maria Motaz

Character Baron Siegfried von Troken

Character Baroness Joy von Troken

Character Emperor Sakamoto

Character Princess Palisades

Character Scottish Duke

Character Scottish Duchess

Character Count Vitello

Character Lady Lindenlaub

Character Lady Evergreen

Character Lord Fricker

Character State Dinner Waiter

Character State Dinner Waiter (as Alan Kent)

Character Consulate Valet Adolpho (as Bob Glaudini)

Character Consulate Guard Darrell

Character Consulate Maitre D'

Character Limo Driver Mel

Character Gretchen

Character Helga

Character Lady Jerome

Character Lord Jerome

Character Press Secretary Spencer

Character Countess Puck

Character Ball Guest Diane

Character Ball Guest Stanley

Character Ball Guest Barbara (as Barbara J. Nabozny)

Character Ball Guest Dr. Glunk

Character Lawyer Ball Guest

Character Lady Caroline

Character Father Joseph

Character Himself

Character Neighbor Mr. Robutusen

Character Police Officer Arthur Washington

Character Doctor Motors

Character Pizza Delivery Man

Character Climbing Manager Schiavone

Character Climbing Instructor Vivian

Character Cable Tourist

Character Umbrella Lady

Character Tour Bus Driver

Character Michael's Band Flypaper

Character Michael's Band Flypaper (as Harold Carter)

Character Pear Juggler

Character DJ Mark

Character DJ Brian (as Brian W. Phelps)

Character Kid Autograph Seeker

Character Suki Sanchez

Character Nelson Davenport

Character Teen Reporter Cassie

Character Suki's Cameraman

Character Beach Reporter Ali

Character Beach Photographer

Character Beach Reporter Tanya

Character Ball Reporter

Character Street Reporter

Character Twin Reporter

Character Teacher (uncredited)

Character Philippe Renaldi (uncredited)

Character Michael's Band Flypaper (uncredited)

Character Model (uncredited)

Character Paolo (uncredited)

Character Cop #2 (uncredited)

Character Student's Father (uncredited)

Character Clark (uncredited)

Character Mia

Communicator Hector Elizondo

Communicator Larry Miller

Character Paolo

Character Lilly

Communicator Heather Matarazzo

Communicator Sandra Oh

Character Michael

Communicator Robert Schwartzmann

Assistant makeup artist Leonard Engelman

Co-producer Ellen H. Schwartz

First assistant director Ellen H. Schwartz

Casting director Marcia Ross

Casting director Gail Goldberg

Set decoration Casey Hallenbeck

Hairstylist Carol A. O'Connell

Second unit director Scott Marshall

Additional casting Heidi Klein

Art direction Caty Maxey

Costume design Gary Jones

Casting director Donna Morong

Second assistant director Tommy Harper

Makeup artist Hallie D'Amore

Hairstylist Carolyn Elias

Assistant hairstylist Janice Alexander

Unit production manager Margaret Hilliard

Music supervisor Dawn Soler

Additional casting Robin Klein

Character Patrick O'Connell

Character Ms. Harbula

Character Ms. Wells

Character Anna

Character Fontana

Character Lupe

Character Melissa

Character Meredith

Character Anita

Character Alice

Character Eric

Character Siegfried von Troken

Character Joy von Troken

Character Adolpho

Character Darrell

Character Mel

Character Spencer

Character Stanley

Character Barbara

Character Dr. Glunk

Character Mr. Robutusen

Character Arthur Washington

Character Dr. Motors

Character Schiavone

Character Vivian

Character Michael's Bandmate

Character DJ Brian

Character Cassie

Character Beach Reporter

Character Michael's Bandmate (uncredited)

Last updated: 2021-06-29

Characters in ‘The Princess Diaries’

“I am invisible and I am wet.”

— Amelia "Mia" Thermopolis, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: Invisible, wet, Sad

“No, it's not appropriate for royalty to jingle.”

— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: Royal, Jingle , appropriate

“[Running after Michael and Mia] WAIT UP YOU GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! [Two other students stop for her] NO, not you, I don't even know you!”

— Lilly, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, high school, Friends

“I'm taking your charm off of my charm bracelet AND IT'S GOING IN THE DIRT!”

— Lilly, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, high school, Friendship, Charm Bracelet

“I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.”

— Joe, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, Pantyhose, dangerous

“Please don't crush my soy nuts.”

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, high school

“I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.”

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, high school

“Mia: Now, what did you want to tell me?

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.

Mia: I already have braces.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.”

— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, Family

“Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?”

— Lilly, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, high school, Life, Siblings

“Lilly! Just stop it, OK? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!”

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, high school, appearances

“Somebody sat on me again.”

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, high school

“[Picks up the phone] Gupta... mmhh... mmhh... mmhh.

[Hangs up.]

The Queen is coming. To Grove High School.”

— Vice Principal Gupta, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, high school, Panic

“I love your eyebrows! We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.”

— Paolo, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, looks, Appearance, Eyebrows, Groucho Marx, Frida Kahlo, Brooke Shields

“Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me!

Mia: I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!”

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, Family, Power, late

“Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.”

— Joe, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, San Francisco

“[Looking in the mirror] As always, this is as good as it's going to get.”

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: princess, humor, Appearance, looks

“OK...you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!”

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: princess, humor, Growing Up, Freak, tiara

“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it.

Helen Thermopolis: So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?”

— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, Family, Power

“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so...young.

Mia: Thank you. And you look so... clean.”

— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, Family

“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You are princess of Genovia.

Mia: Me, a princess? SHUT. UP.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon? Shut up?”

— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: princess, royalty, humor, shut up

“Mia: Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.

Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat.”

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: humor, Hearse, Driving

“I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!”

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: princess, humor, Growing Up, Girls

“Michael: Why me?

Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.”

— Michael, The Princess Diaries

Tagged: Crush, Invisible

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