I am a loner, a crazy, wide-eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the three-headed megabeast, but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, imdb.com
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Drop Dead Fred
When Elizabeth returns to her mother's home after her marriage breaks up, she recreates her imaginary childhood friend, Fred, to escape from the trauma of losing her husband and her job. In between the chaos and mayhem that Fred creates, Elizabeth attempt
You see when something’s not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, imdb.com
Oh, great. Now I’m stuck between two complete utter girls.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, imdb.com
I don’t love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, imdb.com
Fred: [pulls Elizabeth toward the stairs] Come on! Elizabeth: Where are we going? Fred: Playtime! [slides down the bannister] Fred: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! [he slaps straight into the newel post at the bottom] Elizabeth: [in pain] Ahhh! Oooooh! WHO PUT THAT THERE?
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, imdb.com
Elizabeth: [to Polly] I’m not afraid of you! Fred: Finally, the magic words!
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, imdb.com
Look, you’ve got you now. You don’t need me.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, imdb.com
Just kiss me, and say Drop Dead Fred...now.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, imdb.com
Elizabeth: Go away. Fred: Go away? Why do you want me to go away? Fine! Say the magic words and I’ll piss off. Elizabeth: Piss off! Fred: Ha! I lied—those weren’t the magic words. Polly: What did you say? Fred: She told you to piss off.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, imdb.com
Fred: Boo! Elizabeth: Ahhh! Fred: Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You’re all older. You’re even uglier. Uch. I’m sorry. I’m gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down. [Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed] Fred: Hang on. Where’s all the dolls? Elizabeth: [Whisper…
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, imdb.com
It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, imdb.com
Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You’re all older, you’re even uglier! Look, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, imdb.com
Fred: [Looking up Polly’s skirt] Wow. [Looks at Elizabeth and points up] Fred: Cobwebs.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Drop Dead Fred, Rik Mayall, imdb.com
Fred: [sitting inside the refrigerator...about Charles] Snotface, he’s the wrong man for you. Elizabeth: I don’t want to hear it. Fred: You’re not happy. [Elizabeth closes the fridge door] Elizabeth: Yes, I am. Fred: [crawling from underneath a counter] Well, if you’re so happy, then why I am still…
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, imdb.com
Charles: Does this Fred play rough? Elizabeth: Only with me. Charles: Jesus.
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, imdb.com
Fred: Well, why don’t we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back? Elizabeth: Harpoon him through the head. That won’t work, Fred. Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, imdb.com
Fred: Well, why don’t we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back? Elizabeth: Harpoon him through the head. That won’t work, Fred. Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, imdb.com
Fred: I can’t believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place. Elizabeth: I got upset. Fred: ‘I got upset.’ God, you’re so stupid. You never leave a party ‘til the very very end. Elizabeth: Oh, really? Fred: Yeah, really. Elizabeth: Well, what about Cinderella?…
— Carlos Davis, Anthony Fingleton, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Phoebe Cates, imdb.com