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Deadpool Quotes

“I'd go with you, but...I don't want to.”
— Jack Hammer / Weasel, Deadpool
Tagged: Nope
“I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. [Lies down in bed beside Vanessa] They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: liam neeson, Nightmare, Kidnapping
“Daddy needs to express some rage. [starts firing his guns]”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Rage, Guns
“There's no easy way to say this... I'm pregnant, Trevor!”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: pregnant men
“Deadpool: [as Angel Dust walk towards them] Finish fucking her the fuck up.

Colossus: Language, please.

Deadpool: Suck a cock.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: fucked up, Cock, Suck a Cock
“I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Cancer Cure
“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible...and completely unfuckable.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Indestructible, Unfuckable
“Crime's the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Hi, Tom!”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: disease, cure, Ointment
“[chasing a crippled henchman on a zamboni] That's right! You're about to be killed by a zamboni! [beat] Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're going to die! In five minutes!”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: zamboni, Fucking, Threats
“You're probably thinking, 'My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!' Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red Spandex.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Superhero, ass, spandex
“Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Limp Bizkit, 90s music
“ [waving his broken wrists] All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: T-Rex, Dinosaurs, Fear
“Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?

Deadpool: Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.

Colossus: [voice from inside the mansion] Wade, is that you?

Deadpool: Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse. I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Self-Referential, Saving Money, X-Men
“[to the audience] I know right? You're probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie'? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Polverine.' [in an Australian accent] And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Self-Referential, balls, wolverine, Australian Accent
“From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me! Deadpool.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Self-Referential, Fucking, Academy Awards, eHarmony
“Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willie!”
— Wade Wilson / Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: best shot, hit me with your best shot
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