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Beverly Hills Cop Quotes

“Now listen to me, my tough little friend. I don't know from under what stone you crawled, or where you get these ridiculous ideas about me, but it seems painfully obvious you haven't the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with. Now, my advice to you is crawl back to your little stone in Detroit before you get squashed.”
— Victor Maitland, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Fuck Up, Pissed, Detroit, Squashed, Threat
“Todd's looking for you. He is really pissed. You know what he said? This is your worst fuck up ever. Personally, I don't think that's true.”
— Jeffrey, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Fuck Up, Pissed
“Axel Foley: If something happens to her...

Victor Maitland: Hmmm...? I'm all ears.

Axel Foley: I'll kill you.

Victor Maitland: Really? That would be a neat trick.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Death Threat
“Tell Victor that Ramon—the fella he met about a week ago?—tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: STDs, Male Hustler, Herpes
“You can't go in 'cause you're a cop in this town. You go in there without probable cause, they're gonna call it an illegal search. You know that. Or didn't they teach you that in cop school?”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Cop School, Probable Cause, Fourth Amendment
“Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: dick, Erections
“Axel Foley: Is this your car?

Jenny Summers: Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Beverly Hills, Grand Theft Auto
“I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Plush Jail Cells, Pizza
“ Before I go, I just want you two to know something, alright? The super cop story... was working. Okay? It was working, and you guys just messed it up. Okay? I'm trying to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet. But it's cool. You fuck up a perfectly good lie.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Super Cop, Fuck Up, Lie
“This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Neat Police
“Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from Rolling Stone magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article 'Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World,' but now I think I might as well just call it 'Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!'”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: racism, N Word, nigger, Michael Jackson, rolling stone
“Well I've seen enough, you want something to drink? Beer or something? I got some stuff in the trunk.”
— Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: 80s Movies Quotes
“Your not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? You gotta say it like, "Look man, I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe!"”
— Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: 80s Movies Quotes
“How can a black man, dressed like me just walk into your bonded section without any question what so ever.”
— Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: 80s Movies Quotes
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