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Name: Austin Powers in Goldmember
Director: Jay Roach
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Science Fiction
Released: 2002-07-26 00:00:00
Duration: 94 minutes
Rating: 5.9

Total quotes: 15

Austin Powers in Goldmember

The world's most shagadelic spy continues his fight against Dr. Evil. This time, the diabolical doctor and his clone, Mini-Me, team up with a new foe -- '70s kingpin Goldmember. While pursuing the team of villains to stop them from world domination, Austi

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Publisher:	Warner Bros
Genres:	Comedy, Crime, Science Fiction
Rating:	PG-13 (Parents Strongly Cautioned)
Production Companies:	Eric's Boy, New Line Cinema, Team Todd, Gratitude International, Moving Pictures
Publication Date:	July 26, 2002
Budget:	$63,000,000
Runtime:	94
Tagline:	He's still evil... He's still deadly... and he's still surrounded by frickin' idiots!
User Score (votes):	5.9 / 10 (1434)

Full production credits:

Communicator Mike Myers

Communicator Michael McCullers

Character Fat Bastard

Actor Mike Myers

Actor Beyoncé

Actor Seth Green

Actor Michael York

Actor Robert Wagner

Writer Mike Myers

Producer Mike Myers

Writer Michael McCullers

Producer Suzanne Todd

Producer Jennifer Todd

Producer Demi Moore

Producer Eric McLeod

Producer John Lyons

Director Jay Roach

Character Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard

Character Mike Myers

Character Beyoncé Knowles

Character Seth Green

Character Michael York

Character Mindy Sterling

Character Verne Troyer

Character Michael Caine

Character Fred Savage

Character Diane Mizota

Character Carrie Ann Inaba

Character Nobu Matsuhisa

Character Robert Wagner

Character Anna-Marie Goddard

Character Aaron Himelstein

Character Josh Zuckerman

Character Evan Farmer

Character Tom Lister Jr.

Character Nichole Hiltz

Character Gwyneth Paltrow

Character Angela Meryl

Character Scott Aukerman

Character John Travolta

Character Danny DeVito

Character Kevin Spacey

Character Tom Cruise

Character Eddie Adams

Character Neil Mullarkey

Character Eric Winzenried

Character Jim Piddock

Character Esther Scott

Character Leyna Nguyen

Character Jeannette Charles

Character Brian Tee

Character Masi Oka

Character Kevin Cooney

Character Clint Howard

Character Michael McDonald

Character Donna D'Errico

Character Fred Stoller

Character Brad Grunberg

Character Greg Grunberg

Character Ren Urano

Character Kinga Philipps

Character John Donovan

Character Masa Kanome

Character Hideo Kimura

Character Hiroshi Otaguro

Character Kevin Stea

Character Linda Kim

Character Nina Kaczorowski

Character Tammy Vanderpool

Character Nikki Ziering

Character Sybil Azur

Character Nicole Humphries

Character Patrice Fisher

Character Timothy Anderson

Character Faune A. Chambers

Character Kelly Cooper

Character R.J. Durell

Character Shaun Earl

Character Michelle Elkin

Character Jennifer Hamilton

Character Hunter Hamilton

Character Michael Higgins

Character Mark Meismer

Character Mandy Moore

Character Ayesha Orange

Character Nathan Prevost

Character Liz Ramos

Character Shealan Spencer

Character Becca Sweitzer

Character Salvatore Vassallo

Character Robert Vinson

Character Amie Barsky

Character Lina Chmiel

Character Sharon Ferguson

Character Trey Knight

Character Brian Richardson

Character Kimberlee Suerth

Character Lakisha Swift

Character Nathan Lane

Character Katie Couric

Character Rob Lowe

Character Ryan Allen Carrillo

Character Michael Chaturantabut

Character Gabriel Corbin

Character Devyn Duex

Character Christy McGinity Gibel

Character Paul Grace

Character Ben Hisoler

Character Will Holman

Character Eiji Inoue

Character Jimmy Jatho

Character Kristen Johnston

Character Charles M. Kerper

Character Martin Klebba

Character Carolina Lancaster

Character Ryan McGonagle

Character Kinsey McLean

Character Marylee Picciano

Character Gene Anthony Ray

Character Tara Rice

Character Nicole Sciacca

Character Matt Sergott

Character Sonny Sison

Character Michael Sun Lee

Character Chris Sung

Character Andreanna Veith

Character Kevin Vila

Character Dan Warner

Character Shane Zeranski

Character Ozzy Osbourne

Character Steven Spielberg

Character Britney Spears

Screenplay Mike Myers

Screenplay Michael McCullers

Producer John S. Lyons

Original music composer George S. Clinton

Director of photography Peter Deming

Editor Greg Hayden

Editor Jon Poll

Casting Jennifer Alessi

Casting Juel Bestrop

Casting Jeanne McCarthy

Production design Rusty Smith

Art direction Drew Boughton

Set decoration Sara Andrews

Makeup artist Robin Beauchesne

Supervising sound editor George H. Anderson

Music editor Thomas Bartke

Visual effects Craig Alpert

Stunts Charlie Brewer

Stunts coordinator Jack Gill

Costume design Deena Appel

Makeup artist Michèle Burke

Visual effects supervisor David D. Johnson

Makeup artist Ve Neill

Technical supervisor Lee Tucker

Associate producer Katherine E. Beyda

Executive producer Richard Brener

Associate producer Marco Schnabel

Co-producer Gregg Taylor

Negative cutter Gary Burritt

Art department assistant Palma Bellardoni

Art department coordinator Carol Kiefer

Construction coordinator Douglas Womack

Construction foreman Bryan Corbett

Leadman Jason Bedig

Painter Thomas W. Corsello

Sculptor Michelle Millay

Set designer Kevin Cross

Standby painter Carmine Goglia

Camera operator Scott Browner

First assistant camera David Eubank

Grip Tommy Garcia

Steadicam operator Kirk R. Gardner

Still photographer Melinda Sue Gordon

Costume supervisor Hope Slepak

Hair department head Candy L. Walken

Hairstylist Manuella Goncalves

Key hair stylist Jeri Baker

Makeup department head Edouard F. Henriques

Makeup designer Michèle Burke

Prosthetic supervisor Camille Calvet

Set costumer Edward T. Hanley

Choreographer Marguerite Pomerhn Derricks

Craft service Raymond Bulinski

Driver Maxim Aperian

Executive music producer Danny Bramson

Loader Jake Avignone

Picture car coordinator Joshua Hancock

Post production assistant Judith Babcock

Post production supervisor Diana Kaufman

Production controller Jonathan Davidson

Production office assistant Emily Ellis

Projection Lou Sumien Jr.

Propmaker Satcha Congdon

Security Kelly Flynn

Second unit Marco Schnabel

Set medic Apryl Hill

Set production assistant Joel Elliott

Sound recordist Bill Meadows

Special effects coordinator Michael Meinardus

Stand in Kali Chung

Transportation captain Jim Frear

Transportation coordinator Bill M. Puluti

Unit publicist Gabriela Gutentag

Utility stunts Nick Brett

Video assist operator Alfred Ainsworth

Visual effects editor Craig Alpert

Script supervisor Jayne-Ann Tenggren

Color timer Dan Muscarella

First assistant editor Curtis Croeni

Best boy electric Dickinson H. Luke

Electrician Shane Buttle

Gaffer Rick A. West

Rigging gaffer Jeffrey P. Soderberg

Rigging grip Robert K. Feldmann

Executive producer Toby Emmerich

Casting associate Blythe Cappello

Executive in charge of post production Jody Levin

Executive in charge of production Erik Holmberg

Location manager Scott Allen Logan

Production accountant Diana Adams

Production coordinator S.J. 'JoJo' Fieger

Production supervisor Katherine E. Beyda

Adr & dubbing Rick Canelli

Boom operator Scott Jacobs

First assistant sound editor Cherie Tamai

Foley Goro Koyama

Music supervisor John Houlihan

Orchestrator Frank Macchia

Production sound mixer Ken McLaughlin

Sound effects editor Cindy Marty

Sound re-recording mixer Chris Carpenter

Visual effects producer Lindsay Hallett

Storyboard Gabriel Hardman

Greensman Frank McEldowney

Unit production manager Eric McLeod

Supervising art director Mark Worthington

Executive in charge of finance Paul Prokop

Stunts Alex Madison

First assistant director Josh King

Chief lighting technician Michael LaViolette

Musician Romeo Antonio

Assistant property master Adam Austin

Set dresser Bart Barbuscia

Title designer Simon Cassels

Aerial director of photography David B. Nowell

Camera loader Robin Bursey

Dolly grip Tim Collins

Key grip Philip Sloan

Costume illustrator Michele Michel

Key costumer Ann Foley

Key makeup artist Kate Biscoe

Aerial coordinator Alan D. Purwin

Animal wrangler Tammy Maples

Pilot Steve Huff

Second assistant director Marcei A. Brown

Assistant production coordinator Terrence Martin

Casting assistant Natasha Cuba

Adr editor Julie Lindner

Adr supervisor Renée Tondelli

Assistant sound editor Bill Burns

Supervising music editor Bruno Coon

Utility sound Kate Lumpkin

2d artist Brandon Criswell

Cg animator Erik Lee

Dialogue editor James Matheny

Sound mixer Steven Morrow

Character Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard

Character Foxxy Cleopatra

Character Scott Evil

Character Basil Exposition

Character Frau Farbissina

Character Mini Me

Character Nigel Powers

Character Number Three

Character Fook Mi

Character Fook Yu

Character Mr. Roboto

Character Number two

Character Henchwoman

Character Young Austin

Character Young Evil

Character Young Number Two

Character Prisoner 2

Character French Teacher

Character Dixie Normous

Character Skater

Character Young Nigel

Character John Travolta / Famous Goldmember ('Austinpussy')

Character Danny DeVito / Famous Mini Me ('Austinpussy')

Character Kevin Spacey / Famous Dr. Evil ('Austinpussy')

Character Tom Cruise / Famous Austin ('Austinpussy')

Character Young Basil

Character Physician

Character Henchman Sailor

Character Headmaster

Character Judge

Character Anchorwoman

Character Queen

Character Japanese Pedestrian

Character General Clark

Character Johnson

Character Royal Guard

Character Female Vendor

Character Male Shopper

Character Shirtless Fan 'A'

Character Shirtless Fan 'T'

Character Sumo Referee

Character Austin's Mom

Character Toothless Gardner

Character Fountain Security Guard

Character Japanese Surveillance Guard

Character Dancer

Character Geisha Secretary

Character Foxxy's Backup Dancer

Character Mysterious Disco Man

Character Prison Guard

Character Middle Number Two

Character Gunman at Pool

Character Party Guest

Character Prisoner

Character Taxi Driver

Character Shirtless Fan 'I'

Character Classmate

Character Studio 69 Girl

Character Austin's Girlfriend

Character Japanese Business Man

Character Japanese Teen

Character Lair Guard

Character Himself

Character Steven Spielberg / Famous Director

Character Herself

Communicator Michael Caine

Last updated: 2018-12-04

Characters in ‘Austin Powers in Goldmember’

“Got an issue? Here's a tissue.”

— Nigel Powers, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: boo-hoo

“There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.”

— Nigel Powers, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: intolerance, the dutch

“[moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.”

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: diaper, Nuts, crotch jokes

“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.”

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: Gender Bending

“Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.”

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: Vagina Neck

“Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.

Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.”

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: Miranda Rights, sexual harassment in the workplace

“Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.”

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: Gold Member, Penile Euphemisms

“Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.”

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: Mole, guacamole

“You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. [speaking to the camera] I thank you.”

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: crazy, Nuts, Self-Referential, Breaking Character

“[after being struck in the groin by a meteor prop] All right, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.”

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: humor through ball pain

“[looking at the toilet] What? I didn't have any corn!”

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: corn in feces, Gross

“Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?

Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.”

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: small car, Double Entendres

“Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself?

Fat Bastard: Maybe? It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end. Let's have a smell alright. Ohh wafting, wafting. Ohh everyone likes their own brand, this is magic. Alright analysis... It smells like carrots and throws up. Ohh that could gag a maggot. I smell like hot sick ass in a dead carcass. Ohh even stink would say that stinks. You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell cooking on each floor and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap.”

— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes

“Do you find me sexy? Ohhhh, look at my tit-ays.”

— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes

“Here's my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon. [Sniffs diaper] Oh ya, I left a rosebud in there for ya.”

— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes

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