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“It's supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it would help you on your journey to enlightenment. Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.”
— Betty Suarez, Ugly Betty, Season 1: East Side Story
Tagged: mystical, Old, Man, Journey, Enlightenment, cramps, spanish
“Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't.”
— Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty, Season 2: Grin and Bear It
Tagged: sympathy, physically, Express
“When I was a little girl, I hated getting my allergy shot. So I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!”
— Betty Suarez, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Secretaries' Day
Tagged: Little Girl, allergy shot, Strong, thighs, Steel
“It's great to work with people who actually eat.”
— Betty Suarez, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Sofia's Choice
Tagged: Work, Eat, normal
“Betty: Um, so you mean you're bisexual?

Hunter: That's right, babe. If you buy, I'm sexual.”
— Betty Suarez, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Sofia's Choice
Tagged: Bisexual, Buy, sexual, Money, play on words
“Poor people are so cheap.”
— Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Lose the Boss
Tagged: poor, Cheap, People
“Who on this staff would be willing to eat something that is 15 grams of fat per serving?”
— Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Lose the Boss
Tagged: Staff, Eat, food, fat
“It looks like the gay version of 'Star Trek'.”
— Hilda Suarez, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Trust, Lust, and Must
Tagged: gay, version, Star Trek
“Christina: So go on and flit! Flit!

Betty Suarez: What?

Christina: Flit, it's what butterflies do.

Betty Suarez: Oh, I thought you were swearing at me in Scottish...”
— Betty Suarez, Ugly Betty, Season 1: The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe
Tagged: Flit, fly, Confused, Butterflies, swearing, Curse Words
“Betty Suarez: Oh, look, here's some of my friends.

Amanda Tanen: Just because we're sharing an elevator, doesn't mean we're friends.”
— Amanda Tanen , Ugly Betty, Season 1: Fey's Sleigh Ride
Tagged: Friends, Sassy, Rude, sharing, elevator
“A word of advice, be who you are, wear what you want, just learn how to run real fast.”
— Marc St. James, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Fey's Sleigh Ride
Tagged: word of advice, Individuality, Run, Fast
“You are an attractive, intelligent, confident, businesswoman.”
— Betty Suarez, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Self-Confidence, Attractive, intelligent, confident, businesswomen
“You can take my bunny but you can't take my spirit!”
— Betty Suarez, Ugly Betty, Season 1: The Box and the Bunny
Tagged: Bunny, Spirit, Taken
“I can't eat flan! Flan makes me fat!”
— Justin Suarez, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: flan, Eat, fat
“This is what you wanted, isn't it? To humiliate me and make me quit? God forbid you had to work with the ugly girl your dad forced you to hire. Well, congratulations.”
— Betty Suarez, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Humiliate, Quit, ugly, Congratulations, Sad, upset
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