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“Grow a brain cell!”
— Sarah Newlin, True Blood, Season 2: Timebomb
Tagged: Grow, brain cell, intelligent
“You're right. Forever is a long time. Than again, I'm very patient.”
— Lorena, True Blood, Season 2: Release Me
Tagged: Right, Forever, long time, Patient, Wait
“It just don't make sense how something that wrong can feel so right.”
— Jason Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 2: Release Me
Tagged: Sense, Wrong, feels right
“Ain't nothin' good can come outta somethin' so pretty.”
— Lafayette Reynolds, True Blood, Season 2: Release Me
Tagged: Good, Nothing, Pretty
“You can't just sit around waiting for your perfect idea of a man to come along. Life is way too damn short.”
— Sookie Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 2: Shake and Fingerpop
Tagged: sit around, perfect idea, Man, Life, too short
“I'm comin' out of the darkness into the light.”
— Jason Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 2: Nothing But the Blood
Tagged: Darkness, Light, transition
“Lafayette Reynolds: I gave you everything.

Eric Northman: You gave me nothing.”
— Eric Northman, True Blood, Season 2: Keep This Party Going
Tagged: gave, Everything, Nothing
“People disappear all the time, but they're never really gone. The good parts of them always stay put.”
— Terry Bellefleur, True Blood, Season 1: You'll Be the Death of Me
Tagged: Disappear, good parts, never gone, Stay Put
“When you love someone, you gotta love it all. Otherwise it ain't love.”
— Jason Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 2: Nothing But the Blood
Tagged: Love, All Or Nothing
“The first time I'm in trouble, you turn your back on the one person who's always stood by you.”
— Tara Thornton, True Blood, Season 1: To Love Is To Bury
Tagged: trouble, stood by you, Person
“You look so pretty. Like someone turned a light on under your skin.”
— Sookie Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 1: You'll Be the Death of Me
Tagged: Pretty, Simile Examples, Light, skin, Compliment
“Comes a point in life when you realize everything you know about yourself, it's all just conditioning. It's the rare man who truly knows who he is.”
— Eddie, True Blood, Season 1: Plaisir D'Amour
Tagged: point, Life, Realize, Conditioning, rare, Man
“I am an organic vegan and my carbon footprint is miniscule.”
— Amy Burley, True Blood, Season 1: I Don't Wanna Know
Tagged: Organic, Vegan, carbon, footprint, miniscule
“ Life is just getting too weird too fast.”
— Sookie Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 1: I Don't Wanna Know
Tagged: Life, Weird, Fast
“Why is it that we all need to be loved, but then when somebody finally says, I love you, people just run scared?”
— Amy Burley, True Blood, Season 1: Plaisir D'Amour
Tagged: Loved, I Love You, Run, Scared
“Sometimes crowds make me feel guilty for not having fun like everyone else. And then I feel guilty for feeling guilty.”
— Sookie Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 1: I Don't Wanna Know
Tagged: crowds, guilty, Fun, Feelings
“I want to lick your mind.”
— Jason Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 1: The Fourth Man in the Fire
Tagged: Lick, Mind, Want, Desire
“Yeah, I don't like how they keep takin' stuff away. Like Pluto's not a planet anymore and a brontosaurus stopped being a dinosaur.”
— Jason Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 1: Burning House of Love
Tagged: taking stuff away, pluto, planet, Changes, Dinosaur
“There's nothing more natural than the act of making love.”
— Bill Compton, True Blood, Season 1: The Fourth Man in the Fire
Tagged: Natural, Making Love, act
“Race may not be a hot-button issue it once was, but it's still a button you can push on people.”
— Tara Thornton, True Blood, Season 1: Escape from Dragon House
Tagged: Race, hot-button, Push, People
“Way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That shit true as gold. You put some love in your food and folk can taste it.”
— Lafayette Reynolds, True Blood, Season 1: Cold Ground
Tagged: Man, heart, Stomach, Simile Examples, True, gold, Love, food, folk
“ Excuse me, who ordered the hamburger with AIDS?”
— Lafayette Reynolds, True Blood, Season 1: Sparks Fly Out
Tagged: excuse, order, Hamburger, AIDS, Questions
“Jason Stackhouse: You're my dog.

Lafayette Reynolds: Well, I love you right back.”
— Lafayette Reynolds, True Blood, Season 1: Sparks Fly Out
Tagged: dog, Friends, Love, mutual
“I'm too damn pretty to go to prison.”
— Jason Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 1: Escape from Dragon House
Tagged: Pretty, Prison, Damn
“I've been around long enough to know just about anyone is capable of just about anything.”
— Bill Compton, True Blood, Season 1: Escape from Dragon House
Tagged: around, long enough, Capable, anything
“Vampires are always in some kind of trouble. I prefer to be in it with you.”
— Bill Compton, True Blood, Season 1: Escape from Dragon House
Tagged: Vampire, trouble, prefer
“School is just for white people looking for other white people to read to 'em. I figured I save my money and read to myself.”
— Tara Thornton, True Blood, Season 1: Escape from Dragon House
Tagged: School, White People, Read, Money
“We're all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic's just a little different from yours, that's all.”
— Bill Compton, True Blood, Season 1: Mine
Tagged: Magic, different, Simple, that's all
“I swear I try not to listen, but I can't always keep my guard up.”
— Sookie Stackhouse, True Blood, Season 1: The First Taste
Tagged: Listen, guard, swear, Always
“Sam Merlotte: Remind me why I hired you again.

Tara Thornton: Affirmative action!”
— Tara Thornton, True Blood, Season 1: The First Taste
Tagged: hired, Affirmative Action, reminder
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