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The Vampire Diaries Quotes

“When you feel the blood rush in, you tell yourself that you're gonna get through it; that you're strong enough. Yes, yes - no matter how good it feels to give yourself over to it, you fight it off. You bury it.”
— Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: Brave New World
Tagged: Blood, Rush, Strong Enough, Fight It off, Bury It
“Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend.”
— Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Under Control
Tagged: dance, Alcohol, Drunk, Alcoholic, Drunk Dancing, Vampire, Boyfriend
“Oh, I understand. He's the reason you live. His love 'lifts you up where you belong.' I get it.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Let the Right One In
Tagged: Love, Sacrasm, live, Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong
“ I wake up everyday and I feel okay. But there's something missing, like a hole. Some people, they fit in life or whatever. I don't.”
— Jeremy Gilbert, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Let the Right One In
Tagged: Okay, Something Missing, Hole In My Life, Not Fitting In
“ We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.”
— Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Haunted
Tagged: Path, Choice, Values, actions, Define Us
“It's okay. We met and we talked and it was epic, but then the sun came up and reality set in.”
— Elena Gilbert, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: The Night of the Comet
Tagged: epic, Love, talking, Sun Rise, Reality
“Don't mistake the fact that we haven't set you on fire in your sleep for trust.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: Know Thy Enemy
Tagged: Irony, Threats
“If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: The Descent
Tagged: Irony, Maudlin, Misery, Murder
“Elena: Please don't do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun!”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: Daddy Issues
Tagged: Stupid, Fun
“Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: The Descent
Tagged: Misanthropy
“The pleasure I'll get of watching you suffer is greater than any pain I'll ever feel.”
— Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: By the Light of the Moon
Tagged: Sadism, Pleasure, Pain
“Elena: Hold on a second—tonight's the full moon?
Damon: Yep. But you're too absorbed with all your suicidal tendencies to notice.”
— Elena Gilbert, The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: By the Light of the Moon
Tagged: full moon, Suicidal Tendencies
“If you're setting me up in any way, I will rip your heart out and shove it down your throat. Something I'm very good at.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: Katerina
Tagged: Threats
“Excuse me. To whom it may concern; you're making a big mistake if you think that you can beat me. You can't. You hear that? I repeat: you cannot beat me. So I want the girl, on the count of three, or heads will roll. Are we clear on this now?”
— Elijah Mikaelson, The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: Rose
Tagged: Threats, Mistakes
“I will shove this ring so far up your ass, you'll really have something to choke on.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: Brave New World
“Don't look for any redeeming qualities in me. I don't have any.”
— Isobel Flemming, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Isobel
Tagged: Redeeming Qualities
“I like being a living dead person.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Isobel
Tagged: Humblebragging, Undead
“Now that I have your attention, listen up. You do not come into my town, threaten people I care about. Going after Elena? Bad move. You leave her alone or I'll rip you to bits, because I do believe in killing the messenger. And you know why? Because it sends a message.”
— Caroline Dries, Brian Young, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Isobel
Tagged: Murder, Threats, Messenger
“You know, I really liked you a whole lot better when you hated everybody.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Under Control
Tagged: Hate
“I want to kill you. I want to rip into your skin, and then I want to feed on your blood. Under your skin...pulsating, flowing. Your carotid artery...right there. If you puncture this just right, you can control the blood flow. Takes practice, but it doesn't have to make a mess. You don't have to waste any.”
— Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Miss Mystic Falls
Tagged: Murder, Vampirism, Death Threats
“Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.”
— Bonnie Bennett, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Unpleasantville
Tagged: Cockblocking, Hot Guys
“Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Bloodlines
Tagged: Funny, Sterile, Vampires, Procreation
“Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it's real. When I'm around her, I completely forget where I am.”
— Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Lost Girls
Tagged: kindness, Warmth, Love
“You're not gonna be doing much of anything if you don't have your strength. There's nothing wrong with partaking in a healthy diet of human blood from a blood bank. You're not actually killing anyone.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Under Control
Tagged: Vampires, Blood, Blood Banks
“I have to go exploit some women in the name of grief.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: A Few Good Men
Tagged: Exploitation, Misogyny, Irony
“Well, your life was pathetic; your afterlife doesn’t have to be.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: You're Undead to Me
Tagged: Life, Afterlife
“People are born, they grow old, and then they die. That’s the world we live in. There’s no magic, no mysticism, no immortality. There is nothing that defies rational thought. It’s not possible. I’m not a believer, I can’t be. But how can I deny what’s right in front of me? Someone who never grows old...never gets hurt...someone who changes in ways that can’t be explained. Girls bitten...bodies drained of blood...”
— Elena Gilbert, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: You're Undead to Me
Tagged: Birth, Death, Growth, Mystivcism, Vampires, Blood
“I have four hundred years on you, little boy. I'll rip you from limb to limb without even blinking and you know it.”
— Pearl, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: You're Undead to Me
Tagged: Ageism, Death Threats
“ I've been in love. It's painful, pointless, and overrated.”
— Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: You're Undead to Me
Tagged: Love, Bitterness
“Honestly, I’m not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops spinning because of some guy.”
— Elena Gilbert, The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: You're Undead to Me
Tagged: Diary Entries, Codependency
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