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The Real Housewives of New York City Quotes

“It's really Tom's penis... That's the reason no one is going to the wedding besides Dorinda.”
— Bethenny Frankel, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: Talk of the Town
Tagged: penis, wedding
“You should send her a fruit basket and thank her for taking out the trash.”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: Talk of the Town
Tagged: fruit basket, Trash
“I just can't hold a conversation with someone who thinks what she reads in a Facebook comment is actually news.”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: It Girl, Interrupted
Tagged: Conversation, Facebook, Fake News
“The mugshot was so embarrassing, my eyebrows looked crazy... but I did at least have my lashes on.”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: It Girl, Interrupted
Tagged: Mugshot, Eyebrows, Vanity
“Hannah: I'm rolling in dough right now.

Dorinda: I hope you weren't rolling anywhere to get that.”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: It Girl, Interrupted
Tagged: rich, Double Entendre
“Once a Countess, always a Countess.”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: A New Low
Tagged: countess, princess
“I am inclusive. My election party is bipartisan. Everyone is invited... sort of.”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: A New Low
Tagged: Inclusive, Election Party
“Well, our dinner party track record isn't very good.”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: A New Low
Tagged: Dinner Party, Track Record
“Don't fuck with Dorinda, she's like a silent assassin.”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: A New Low
Tagged: Fuck, assassin
“I don't think there's anything possibly free about staying at Sonja Morgan's house. So I think Tinsley may not be paying with Benjamins, but she's definitely paying in other ways.”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: The Etiquette of Friendship
Tagged: Benjamins, prostitution
“There's not a person in this room who hasn't fucked up.”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: The Etiquette of Friendship
Tagged: fucked up
“Why don't you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an E-Z Pass on that vagina with your Holland Tunnel?”
— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: The Etiquette of Friendship
Tagged: vaginal rejuvenation, Big Vagina, Holland Tunnel
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