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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Quotes

“Eat me, I'm excited!”
— Susie Myerson, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 4: Interesting People on Christopher Street
Tagged: Excited, Happy, Eat Me
“Susie: Rose Weissman, I would follow you into hell.

Rose: That won't be necessary.”
— Rose Weissman, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 4: Everything is Bellmore
Tagged: follow, Sassy, Necessary
“It's a fucking man's world, sweetie.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 4: Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps
Tagged: Man's World, upset
“Darkness enveloped me like an old mink coat.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 4: Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps
Tagged: Darkness, upset, Similie Examples, mink
“Well, look whose hobby is being snobby.”
— Abe Weissman, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 4: Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps
Tagged: Hobby, Snobby, Sassy
“Hiroshima was tense. Breakfast was worse.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 2: Let's Face the Music and Dance
Tagged: Hiroshima, Worse, breakfast
“Are you done playing with lipstick? Cuz I got you a gig.”
— Susie Myerson, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 2: Midnight at the Concord
Tagged: Gig, Sassy, lipstick
“Wow, what's going to happen?”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 2: Midnight at the Concord
Tagged: Question, happen
“I need a nice trim butt to be attracted to a man.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Hands!
Tagged: Trim, attracted, Desirable
“You take care of the money. I get money, I spend money.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Hands!
Tagged: Money, spend, finances
“I’m a manager. Nobody cares what the fuck I look like.”
— Susie Myerson, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Hands!
Tagged: Manager, looks, Appearance
“Abe: This has been the longest month of my life.

Rose: We’ve been here a week.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Hands!
Tagged: month, Life, week, Time
“Remember you’re not trying to fix anything. You’re just trying to be heard.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Hands!
Tagged: Heard, Jokes about complaining , Fix
“You made me passionate, and independent, and broke!”
— Rose Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: It's the Sixties, Man!
Tagged: Passionate, Independent, broke
“Midge: Why, why, why was everybody eating?

Susie: At the dinner show? No idea.”
— Susie Myerson, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Panty Pose
Tagged: eating, Sassy, Dinner
“How do these things weigh a thousand tons and stay in the air? It’s against the laws of God and nature and just heaviness.”
— Susie Myerson, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Panty Pose
Tagged: Airplanes, Nature, God, heavy
“Books feed me.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Panty Pose
Tagged: Books, Nourish , food
“I haven’t had sex dreams since I converted to Judaism.”
— Astrid, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Panty Pose
Tagged: Sex Dream, Convert , Judiasm
“You’ll always be my number one.”
— Susie Myerson, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: It's the Sixties, Man!
Tagged: Number One, Favorite, Priority
“I got you into this, I’ll see it through the end.”
— Joel Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: It's the Sixties, Man!
Tagged: End, Ownership
“This is a banjo free zone, guys.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: It's the Sixties, Man!
Tagged: banjo, Zone, Random, Music
“I look like an angry building.”
— Benjamin, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: A Jewish Girl Walks Into the Apollo…
Tagged: Similie Examples, angry, Tall, Building
“I'm sorry that you are so disappointed in how my life turned out.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: A Jewish Girl Walks Into the Apollo…
Tagged: Life, Sorry, Disappoinment
“You'll always be in love with her. You won't let anything bad happen to her, ever.”
— Susie Myerson, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: A Jewish Girl Walks Into the Apollo…
Tagged: Love, Protect, Always
“The written word can change the world.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Marvelous Radio
Tagged: Word, Change, World
“If you're going to have a voice, you'd better be careful what that voice says.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Marvelous Radio
Tagged: Advice, voice, Opinion, Careful
“Oh, now Shy, you never ask a girl 'How old are you?' or 'How much do you weigh?' or 'Do you love your ex-husband?'”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Kind of Bleu
Tagged: Questions, Weight, Love, Ex-Husband
“I am very famous and important. ”
— Lenny Bruce, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: It's Comedy or Cabbage
Tagged: Famous, Important
“Can't you recognize a complete psychotic break when you see one? ”
— Rose Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: It's Comedy or Cabbage
Tagged: Psychotic, crazy, Emotional Break Down
“If his room's dirty, imagine how clean the rest of him is.”
— Carole Keen, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: It's Comedy or Cabbage
Tagged: dirty, Room, Gross
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