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Ted Lasso Quotes

“Find out before you flip out.””
— Leslie Higgins, Ted Lasso, Season 3: We'll Never Have Paris
Tagged: Keep Calm
“I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t eat sugar. Only heard about ’em. And they all live in this Godless place called Santa Monica.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Lavender
Tagged: Healthy Diets, Sugar
“Well, you know my philosophy when it comes to cats, babies, and apologies, Coach. You gotta let 'em come to you.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Inverting the Pyramid of Success
Tagged: Philosophy, babies, cats, Apologies
“Keeley, a good mentor hopes you will move on. A great mentor knows you will.”
— Leslie Higgins, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Inverting the Pyramid of Success
Tagged: Mentor, Good, Great
“Well you say impossible, but all I hear is 'I'm possible.'”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Midnight Train to Royston
Tagged: Possible, encourage, impossible
“And I knew right then and there that I was never gonna let anybody get by me without understanding that they might be hurting inside, you know. 'Cause life, it's hard. It's real hard. ”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: No Weddings and a Funeral
Tagged: Life, Life Is Hard, hurt
“We lost. Very badly. But we tried. We gave it everything we had, and for me, that is okay, because what's worse is not to try at all.”
— Sam Obisanya, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Man City
Tagged: Tried, Effort, Try
“Ted, the truth will set you free. But first, it'll piss you off.”
— Dr. Sharon Fieldstone, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Headspace
Tagged: Truth, Freedom, upset
“I think a fella should only take as long as the tune 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey to get dressed in the morning.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Rainbow
Tagged: Song, Get Dressed, Phil Collins, Philip Bailey
“Fuck, you're amazing. Let's invade France.”
— Keeley Jones, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Rainbow
Tagged: Awe, Amazing, invade
“I suppose... the best brand is just being yourself.”
— Leslie Higgins, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Rainbow
Tagged: Brand, Be yourself, Identity
“Gentlemen, believing in rom-communism is all about believing that everything's gonna work out in the end.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Rainbow
Tagged: Belief, play on words, happy ending
“Listen, Phoebe, problems, they're like mushrooms, yeah? The longer you leave them in the dark, the bigger they grow.”
— Keeley Jones, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Carol of the Bells
Tagged: Problems, Mushrooms, dark, Extended Metaphor Examples
“Felt good to be back around the game.”
— Roy Kent, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Lavender
Tagged: Good, Feeling, Game
“Yikes. I haven't seen someone that disappointed to see me since I wore a red baseball cap to a Planned Parenthood fundraiser.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Goodbye Earl
Tagged: Planned Parenthood, Fundrasier, Dissappoint
“I believe in hope. I believe in belief.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: The Hope That Kills You
Tagged: Hope, Belief
“You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't wanna hear it. All right?”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: All Apologies
Tagged: Woody Allen, Clarinet
“The only person I've seen lose a man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw.”
— Nathan Shelley, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Make Rebecca Great Again
Tagged: Carrie Bradshaw, Sex And The City
“I like the idea of someone becoming rich, because of what they gave to the world.”
— Sam Obisanya, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Two Aces
Tagged: rich, World, Give Back
“I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. You just push all the wrong buttons.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Tan Lines
Tagged: Simile Examples, Remote, pushing buttons
“Fashion's all about confidence.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: For the Children
Tagged: Fashion, Confidence
“For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Trent Crimm
Tagged: Success, Win, help, Loss
“I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Trent Crimm
Tagged: Believe, Confidence, Courage
“I do love a locker room. Smells like potential.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: locker room, Potential
“Rebecca Welton: Oh, do you believe in ghosts, Ted? 

Ted Lasso: I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know?”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Ghosts, Believe, Uplifting
“If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, pretend like we don't know each other.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Dream, Goof, play
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