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“Robin, after getting injected with a mystery drug by the Russians: Morons, they messed up the drug!

Steve: I’m drunk.”
— Robin, Stranger Things, Stranger Things 3: Chapter Six
Tagged: Drugs, russians, Drunk
“Okay, it’s official. I’m never having kids.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things 3: Chapter One
Tagged: Anti-Natalism, kids
“Erica: You can’t spell America without Erica.

Dustin: Yeah, oddly that’s true.”
— Erica Sinclair, Stranger Things, Stranger Things 3: Chapter Four
Tagged: America, Spelling
“It’s this stupid hat. I am telling you, it’s totally blowing my best feature.”
— Steve Harrington, Stranger Things, Stranger Things 3: Chapter One
Tagged: Hat, Vanity
“Steve, talking about Dustin: He’s missing bones and stuff. He can bend like Gumbo.

Robin: You mean Gumby.

Steve: No, I’m pretty sure it’s Gumbo.”
— Steve Harrington, Stranger Things, Stranger Things 3: Chapter Four
Tagged: Gumby, Gumbo
“Feelings. The truth is, for so long, I'd forgotten what those even were. I've been stuck in one place, in a cave, you might say. A deep, dark cave.”
— Jim Hopper, Stranger Things, Stranger Things 3: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Numb, Feelings, emotions
“Eleven, Doc Owens. Doc Owens, Eleven. She’s been staying with me for about a year and she’s about to save our asses. Maybe when this is all said and done, maybe you could help her out, too, you know? Maybe you could help her lead, like, a normal life. One where she’s not poked and prodded and treated like some kind of lab rat, you know? I don’t know, just a thought. But, think about it.”
— Jim Holden, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Normal Life, lab rat
“It’s gonna be okay. Remember, Bob Newby, superhero.”
— Bob Newby, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Superhero, It Gets Better
“This thing has had Will long enough. Let’s kill the son of a bitch.”
— Joyce Byers, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Death Threats, Son of a Bitch
“This is not a normal family.”
— Joyce Byers, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Two
Tagged: abnormal, Family
“Shall I teach you French while I’m at it, Jim? How about a little German?”
— Bob Newby, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Eight
Tagged: french lessons, spanish lessons, Basic
“Well, I don’t know who’s been raising you, but I’m gonna get you some new crayons because it looks like he’s shooting cabbages.”
— Joyce Byers, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: insults, infantlization, Crayons
“Mummies never die, so they tell me.”
— Jim Holden, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: mummies, Immortal, hearsay
“Will wanted me to give him some space, so I’m giving him a few feet.”
— Joyce Byers, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Space, Literal
“She helped just enough so she could get what she wants. Food and a bed. She’s like a stray dog.”
— Lucas Sinclair, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: Grifter, stray dog, food and shelter
“Kali: They cannot save you, Jane.

Eleven: No. But I can save them.”
— Kali, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Seven
Tagged: Savior Complex
“First of all, it’s a wrist rocket.”
— Lucas Sinclair, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: wrist rocket
“I know who you are. I know what you’ve done. You took my boy away from me! You left him in that place to die! You faked his death! We had a funeral. We buried him. And now you’re asking for my help? Go to hell.”
— Joyce Byers, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Go to Hell, faked death, funeral
“Lando.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: repeated line, lando
“Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: locked door
“Found it! I knew she was hoarding it. I knew it. Always lying, saying she’s out. Bald-faced liar. Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Hoarding, Liar, bald-faced liar, chocolate pudding
“I don’t care if anyone believes me!”
— Joyce Byers, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: Truth, being believed
“The gate… I opened it. I’m the monster.”
— Eleven, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: scary, Crossing The Line
“Something is going on here!”
— Joyce Byers, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: suspicion
“Yeah, that’s right! You better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy!”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: She's Crazy, Run, BFF
“When I become rich and famous for this one day, don't come crawling back, saying, oh, my God, Dustin, I'm so sorry for being mean to you back in 8th grade.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Three
Tagged: Pollywog, Going On To Do Great Things, Discovering New Species In 8th Grade
“Nancy: Hey. No more secrets, okay? From now on we tell each other everything.

Mike: Okay. Do you like Johnathan now?

Nancy: What? no... no, it's not like that... Do you like Eleven?

Mike: What? No. Ew. Gross.”
— Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Stranger Things, Supernatural, Love, Friendship, Family, Love Interests, Secrets
“Nancy: You're an idiot, Steve Harrington.

Steve: You're beautiful, Nancy Wheeler.”
— Nancy Wheeler, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Stranger Things, Supernatural, Friends, Love, Dating
“Just wait till we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: Stranger Things, Supernatural, Friendship, funerals
“Joyce: 'He’s a sensitive kid. Lonnie used to say he was queer. Called him a fag.'

Hopper: '...Is he?'

Joyce: 'He’s missing, is what he is!'”
— Joyce Byers, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Stranger Things, Supernatural, Family, Sensitive, Missing
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