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“God, doctors are just drug dealers with their finger up your ass, aren't they?”
— Gabe, Shrill, Season 3: Will
Tagged: doctor, Drug, Metaphor Examples
“I'm Mother Teresa, but less of a bitch.”
— Gabe, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 7
Tagged: Metaphor Examples, Sassy, Mother Teresa
“I would say, don't overthink it.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 7
Tagged: Advice, Overthink, relax
“And women, we're like screaming in huge pink letters that we're powerful just to try to convince ourselves. ”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: gender, Women, Sexism, Power
“I do what I do because it's what I want.”
— Fran, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: Choices, Decision Making, Happy
“You look like a park ranger in a porno.”
— Fran, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Simile Examples, Park Ranger, outfit, Porn
“I was thinking about getting a lava lamp for us, but I didn't want you to be scared that it was real lava.”
— Maureen, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Lava Lamp , Scared, real, Concern
“Please honey, I invented drugs.”
— Gabe, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Sassy, Drugs, Drugged-Up
“It's only a dry spell if you're thirsty.”
— Fran, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Dry Spell, Hook Up, thirsty
“If I'm not busy I'm sad.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Busy, Sad, Mood
“Annie: I just wanted to talk to you.

The Awesome: How'd you find me?

Annie: How'd you think?

The Awesome: Fucking Internet.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 2
Tagged: Internet, Search, Stalk
“I'm not off the rails. I am the rails.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 1
Tagged: Rails, Confidence, metaphor example
“I'm a fucking bitch and I love it!”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 1
Tagged: proud, Love, Happy
“I hate myself... and you don't.”
— The Awesome, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: Hate, Self Esteem, Image
“You can say 'fat,' you say it all the time.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: fat, Vocal
“You're the fucking monster who has been torturing me everyday.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: monster, Torture, bully, Troll
“Everyone is constantly telling me that I look like a kindergarten teacher.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: Appearance, Kindergarten, Teacher, upset
“He's a full frickin' beefcake psycho.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: Pyscho, hunk, beefcake, Profiling
“And the millennial pulls out the bully card.”
— Gabe, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: Millennial, Bully Card, upset
“Oh, but I don't use a shotgun. I use a little tiny knife.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: Knife, shotgun, weapon
“I want to make him dead, I guess.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: dead, upset, Troll Hunting , mission
“I've got all this troll adrenaline 'cause I'm all jacked up.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: Pumped Up, Troll, Adrenaline
“Nobody talks about your ass but me, motherfucker.”
— Ryan, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: Protective, upset, butt, Trash Talk
“I'm gonna make fuck to you.”
— Ryan, Shrill, Season 1: Article
Tagged: make love, Sex, Intimacy
“Every time you treat her like dirt, which is often, and she comes crawling back that fucks with me.”
— Fran, Shrill, Season 1: Article
Tagged: Simile Examples, dirt, upset, Crawling Back
“I've wasted so much time and energy and money, for what? For what?! You know? I'm fat. I'm fuckin' fat! Hello! I'm fat, you know?”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Pool
Tagged: Time, Energy, Money
“Like, I'm the obesity epidemic, and you know me.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Pool
Tagged: Obesity, Epidemic, upset
“Kids are like mice on a glue trap, squealing and shitting until you drown them.”
— Gabe, Shrill, Season 1: Pool
Tagged: Simile Examples, Mice, Glue Trap, grim
“I'm getting mouth. I'm getting hand, I'm getting heart.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Pencil
Tagged: Love, romance, Relationship, heart
“Uh, everybody get down! Uh, there's someone getting actively dicked!”
— Ruthie, Shrill, Season 1: Pencil
Tagged: Sex, hookups, Dating
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