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“FP: Penny’s a cobra, but mutilating her...that’s the kinda thing you don’t come back from, Jug.

Jughead: Yeah, like stuffing a teenager’s body in a freezer.”
— Judghead Jones, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Twenty-Six
Tagged: shady, Touche, The Darkness Within, Accessory to Murder, Far Gone
“You lied to us! That shady guy wasn’t one of your customers, he was a drug dealer.”
— Betty Cooper, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Twenty-Six
Tagged: Funny Lies, shady
“What would you know about it? You've never known love, Cheryl, except to rip it apart. Because you are a jealous, spite-filled, starving, emotional anorexic. Have a nice day at school, dear.”
— Penelope Blossom, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Twenty-Seven
Tagged: Love, Ouch, Clapback, insults, Emotional Aneroxia
“Veronica: You’re a little more dangerous than you look, aren’t you? All Boy-Next-Door-ish?

Archie: You have no idea.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: sexual tension, danger, bad boys, Good Boy Act, Beyond the Facade, Boy Next Door
“You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Fire and Ice
“You're a stone-cold bitch, Betty Cooper.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Fifteen
Tagged: Stone-Cold Bitch, Ruthless Bitches
“What makes a place feel like home? Is it warmth and familiarity? Some idealized, make-believe TV version of the American Dream? Is it love and acceptance? Or is it simple safety?”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: Home, What Home Feels Like, Safety, Emotional Security, Love and Acceptance, What Makes A Home, The American Dream
“I think she's crazier than a serial killer on bath salts, but so what?”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: crazy, Psychotic
“I do everything for everyone. Everything to be perfect. The perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect student. Can't I do this one thing for me?”
— Betty Cooper, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Perfection, Prioritizing Your Needs
“I need girls with fire on my squad.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Girls With Fire, Find Your Tribe
“Fear. It's the most basic, the most human emotion. As kids, we're afraid of everything. The dark. The boogeyman under the bed. And we pray for morning. For the monsters to go away. Though they never do. Not really.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Fear, The Monsters In Our Own Beds, Quote of the Moment
“This town is messed up and it needs to own up to its history.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Twenty Four
Tagged: Own It, A Dark Past, History of Slaughter, Small Town Secrets, Small Towns
“Veronica: Where's Betty?

Cheryl: She spiraled and fled. Between us, she's a lot more high-strung than she looks.

Veronica: You shady bitch.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: You Shady Bitch, Shady Characters, Covert Manipulation, Relational Aggression, Sabotage
“Betty, you will not believe who just propositioned me in the bathroom. Give you a hint: His name may be Moose, but I'd describe a certain appendage of his as horse-like.”
— Kevin Keller, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Big Dick, Big Dicks, Hung Like A Horse, Dirty Jokes, humor
“So, what are you three hens gossiping about? Archie's Efron-esque emergence from the chrysalis of puberty?”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Pop Culture, Zac Efron, Puberty, Getting Hot, Growing Up, Sassy
“I feel like I’m wandering through the lost epilogue of Our Town.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Pop Culture, Plays, Literary References, Meta, Small Towns
“Follow me on Twitter and I’ll do the same. My handle’s @cherylbombshell.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Social Media, Twitter, Funny Twitter Usernames
“You're so much stronger than all of the white noise. You're stronger than your mother. You're stronger than your father. You're holding this family together. So don't... don't let go.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Falling Apart, Crisis, Don't Let Go, You're The Glue, Keeping The Family Together, Don't Give Up, strength
“Check your sell-by date, ladies. Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Taboo, Just For Show, Outdated, Performativity, sexuality
“It's like you know how in a time of crisis, people either come together or fall apart? It feels like we're falling apart.”
— Betty Cooper, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Falling Apart, Crisis
“As hot and smart as you are you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Underappreciated, Alpha Women, Pop Culture
“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Weird, Embracing Your Weirdness, Misfits, Outsiders, Not Fitting In
“If the Manolo Blahnik fits.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Fourteen
Tagged: Clever Wordplay, If The Shoe Fits
“We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions?”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Bro Life, Gender Performativity
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