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“Note to self: be rich one day.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: He Dead
Tagged: rich, Note To Self, Money
“Coroner Woody Strode: The victim's name is Chris Cheramie he was killed by 9 MnMs.

Gus: That's impossible.

Coroner Woody Strode: Your right that seems low. 9mm gun.

Gus: Oh.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 8: The Break-Up
Tagged: M&Ms, candy, Mix Up, Confused, Murder
“Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: True Grits
Tagged: Syrup, Pancakes, Sassy, Wisdom
“We take our hand-held entertainment very seriously.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 6: Neil Simon's Lover's Retreat
Tagged: Handheld, Entertainment, Technology, serious
“We're so far off the grid I think we may be back on the grid.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: The Tao of Gus
Tagged: Off The Grid, Extreme, Back on the grid
“They tell me I got something called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. But, uh, the truth is this lustrous hair and dimpled chin are merely chapter one. I'm a veritable cornucopia of high-octane maladies, such as outrageous intelligence syndrome. And a little obsessive successful disorder.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: Shawn, Interrupted
Tagged: Personality, Disorder, Diagnosis, Vain, Successful
“It's a gift that I bust out on rare occasions and almost all the time.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: This Episode Sucks
Tagged: Gift, Special Occasions, All the Time, contradictory
“Henry: How much blood was it exactly, Shawn?

Shawn: It was just a small stream. It wasn't like the end of Carrie or the beginning of Carrie.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: This Episode Sucks
Tagged: Blood, Amount of Blood, Carrie, Bloody
“Okay, you guys are actually devolving.”
— Juliet O'Hara, Psych, Season 6: This Episode Sucks
Tagged: Devolving, Diss, Insult, Worsening
“I can't help it, Shawn, my body craves buttery goodness.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 6: Last Night Gus
Tagged: Body, Craving, Buttery Goodness, Yummy, Bad For You
“Hello! I'm Shawn Spencer. This is my partner Radio Star. I'm afraid your video will kill him.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: Dead Bear Walking
Tagged: Iconic, Partner, Radio Star, Buggles, Video Killed The Radio Star
“I'm just getting started, you giant cockroach. You know what? That was out of line. I apologize to cockroaches everywhere, especially Jiminy Cricket, although for the first time in thirty years, it occurs to me... he might be a cricket.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: The Polarizing Express
Tagged: Diss, Cockroach, Apologies, Jiminy Cricket, Cricket
“Injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: We'd Like to Thank the Academy
Tagged: Ironic, Irony examples, Finger, broken, Injury
“Gus: That owl is made entirely out of cinnamon!

Shawn: Which means it is both wise and delicious.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: Dual Spires
Tagged: Owl, cinnamon, wise, Delicious, Excited
“What isn't clear is why people always say 'goes without saying,' yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn't that bother you?”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered!
Tagged: Sarcasm Quotes, TV Show Quotes
“Lassiter: First question. What is your name? 

Shawn: There is a murderer on the loose.

Lassiter: That is not your name.”
— Carlton Lassiter, Psych, Season 6: Shawn Rescues Darth Vader
Tagged: Murder, Questions, Crime, Defiance, Sassy
“Sorry, I was too busy James Bonding it up in here.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: Shawn Rescues Darth Vader
Tagged: James Bond, Action, Jokes, spy
“I will eat you in manageable, bite-sized pieces.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: Extradition II
Tagged: angry, Controlled, Bite-sixed, cautious, pieces
“Lassiter: What do you two know about street racing anyway?

Shawn: Only what we learned from The Fast and The Furious. So... everything.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: Shawn & Gus in Drag
Tagged: Street Racing, Learned, Fast and the furious, Knowledge
“ Lassiter: She's obviously meeting a new boy toy. Maybe one even younger than the last.

Gus: Younger? Who do you think she's meeting with, Justin Bieber?”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: Chivalry Is Not Dead...But Someone Is
Tagged: Boy Toy, Younger, Meetings, Justin Bieber, Sassy
“Guster, you have to wake up to the real world: people have sex and kill each other. That's the real world. Not some magical 'feelings' place.”
— Carlton Lassiter, Psych, Season 5: Feet Don't Kill Me Now
Tagged: real world, Sex, Death, Killing, Feelings
“Shawn: Holy crap, are you checking your email?

Gus: I get productive when I'm nervous.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: Romeo and Juliet and Juliet
Tagged: emails, Work, Productivity, Nervous
“Mary Lightly: I wanted to be heroic.

Shawn: Oh, Mary, with a flare gun?”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: Mr. Yin Presents...
Tagged: Rescue, Heroic, flare gun, useless, Let Down
“Gus wants to know if your boat has cable. It's the season finale of Leverage and his TiVo's on the fritz.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Head, The Tail, The Whole Damn Episode
Tagged: Cable, Priorties, leverage, TiVo, fritz
“Gus: I've seen it all.

Shawn: You've seen it all though the cracks in your fingers while you were hiding your eyes.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Head, The Tail, The Whole Damn Episode
Tagged: Sassy, Seen it all, Scared, Hiding your eyes
“I still smell like stinky nuts!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 4: Death Is In The Air
Tagged: Smells, Stinky Nuts, Gross
“Gus: Don't you watch the news?

Shawn: I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Head, The Tail, The Whole Damn Episode
Tagged: News, Channels, Toupee, Newscast, Lies
“Lassiter: You brought a date to the crime scene?

Shawn: It was either this or ice skating.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: You Can't Handle This Episode
Tagged: Date, Crime scene, ice skating, Shock
“Major General Felts: I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated on my base!

Shawn: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: You Can't Handle This Episode
Tagged: idiocry, not be tolerated, comfortable, Comeback, Army base
“Suck it!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 4: A Very Juliet Episode
Tagged: Catchphrase, Suck It
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