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“You know the rules. I don’t talk how my meat gets made, you don’t talk about your magic man in the sky.”
— Odin Quincannon, Preacher, Season 1: Monster Swamp
Tagged: Rules, Meat, God, Magic Man, Belief, Truth
“You never know what a person will say, ’til you ask ’em right.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 3: Sonsabitches
Tagged: Person, Ask them, Never know
“What happened, Preacher? Jesus take your wheel?”
— Tulip O'Hare, Preacher, Season 1: See
Tagged: Sassy, Jesus take the wheel, jesus, Preacher
“'A man’s heart plans his way, but the Lord directs his steps.' Proverbs 16:9”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Man, heart, Lord, Directs, Steps, Bible, God
“Boring’s not the worst thing a person can be, Cassidy.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: See
Tagged: Boring, Not the worst, Personality Traits
“God may not make mistakes, but people are bloody famous for it!”
— Cassidy, Preacher, Season 1: Sundowner
Tagged: God, Make Mistakes, humans, imperfect, Famous, mortal
“God wants our help, we’ll help him. If he doesn’t, we’re gonna kick his ass.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Call and Response
Tagged: God, help, Kick his ass
“How hurt you want him? How far do I go? One punch? Two?”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: hurt, far, One Punch, Two Punch, Violence
“I doubt everything all the time, all right? It’s the only way to live.”
— Cassidy, Preacher, Season 1: Sundowner
Tagged: Doubt, Life, skepticism, life choices
“Honestly, boys, I don’t know how you keep finding me. Truly, I don’t. But I do know that you’re going to be sorry you did. And not just the kind of 'I took half a sheet of LSD down at the bullfight last night' kind of sorry, neither. No, no, no, no, no, boys. No, this kind of sorry it’s much worse.”
— Cassidy, Preacher, Season 1: See
Tagged: honest, Sorry You did, LSD, Regret, Mistakes, Sorry, Worse
“I just wanted to say, for me, it’s just you. Till the end of the world.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Finish the Song
Tagged: Love, Commitment, End of the World
“I love my horse. I love my wife. And I love my little girl. And as for Jesus… he can join us all in hell.”
— Saint of Killers, Preacher, Season 1: Finish the Song
Tagged: Horse, Wife, Little Girl, jesus, Hell
“If you’re lucky enough to fall in love, you have to be even stronger. Fight like a lion to keep it alive. So that on the day your love is weak enough or selfish enough or frickin’ stupid enough to run away, you have the strength to track him down and eat him alive.”
— Tulip O'Hare, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Lucky, Fall in love, Simile Examples, Run Away, strength
“In the end, the change in us always comes from God.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: See
Tagged: In The End, Change, God, Internal Change
“It feels like… there’s a big blender in my gut. And inside that blender, there’s everything. Love, hate, fire, ice, polonium, ice cream, tarantulas… everything. All of God’s creation inside of me.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: The Possibilities
Tagged: Blender, Gut, Everything, Love, Hate, Fire, Creation
“Now, there are three possible explanations here. Number one, John Travolta, you know the movie where he gets his power from a brain tumor. Number two, Jason Bourne, gets his power from a secret government agency. Or, and it’s the least likely, but it’s my favorite scenario, you’re a Jedi.”
— Cassidy, Preacher, Season 1: The Possibilities
Tagged: explanations, John Travolta, Jason Bourne, Jedi, Scenario
“Now, I don’t want you to feel like you’re human shields, but let’s not mince words. You are human, and you’re gonna be acting as shields of a sort.”
— Odin Quincannon, Preacher, Season 1: El Valero
Tagged: Human shields, Words, human, Acting
“Promises matter. It’s the currency of faith.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: promises, currency, Faith, Matter
“The more active targets we can offer the preacher, the more likely we are to overwhelm him with our faceless wave of humanity. Again, to clarify, I don’t say 'faceless' in a pejorative meaning so much as a practical sense, as it will be night and your faces will be indistinct and immaterial.”
— Odin Quincannon, Preacher, Season 1: El Valero
Tagged: Targets, faceless, humanity, Practical, Indistinct
“Talk quick, before I lose this bullet in your skull.”
— Saint of Killers, Preacher, Season 2: Sokosha
Tagged: talk, Bullet, Skull, Threat, Death
“Thanks for getting me all wet.”
— Tulip O'Hare, Preacher, Season 1: See
Tagged: Sassy, Thanks, wet, Water
“The only true God, the only real God, is the God of Meat.”
— Odin Quincannon, Preacher, Season 1: Call and Response
Tagged: God, Meat, Truth, real
“The world is turning to shit. And you know what? It’s all your fault.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Monster Swamp
Tagged: World, Fault, Turning to shit
“The plan is simple: find God.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Call and Response
Tagged: God, plan, Simple, Religion, Beliefs
“There ain’t no such thing as never. Any man can change himself.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 2: On Your Knees
Tagged: Change, Growth, Breaking Habits
“There’s no such thing as good guys. There’s just guys.”
— Tulip O'Hare, Preacher, Season 1: The Possibilities
Tagged: Good And Evil, Good Guys, Just Human, We're All Just Humans
“A woman needs to know how to be strong and stand on her own.”
— Tulip O'Hare, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Strong Woman, Alpha Females
“You know, taking your life back, it can be scary sometimes.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Life, Taking Your Life, Getting Back In Control
“Things will escalate. That’s what these things do, they escalate.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Escalation, Up Up And Away, Way Things Work
“Today, we answer mankind’s most pressing question, namely… what the hell’s going on?”
— Odin Quincannon, Preacher, Season 1: Call and Response
Tagged: Why Are We Here?
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