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“I believe this world is a damaged place, and if you can find a sliver of happiness, stay in it as long as you can.”
— Poussey Washington, Orange Is the New Black, Season 4: Toast Can't Never Be Bread Again
Tagged: World, damaged, Happiness
“I have been here for less than two weeks. I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Imaginary Enemies
Tagged: Taylor Swift, Stalked, Teased
“That long distance relationship shit sucks.”
— Badison Murphy, Orange Is the New Black, Season 6: Well This Took a Dark Turn
Tagged: long distance relationship, LDR, Relationships
“Everybody has a soulmate. But they're usually on the other side of the bars, or the wall, or the planet from you. That's the way the universe works.”
— Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Trust No Bitch
Tagged: soulmates, Long Distance, Prison
“People wanna be good. They really do, deep down. But they just fuck up.”
— Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Fake It Till You Fake It Some More
Tagged: Good People, Fucking Up, Making Mistakes
“Red: You're a good son. Not great, but pretty good.

Vasily Reznikov: I'll take it.”
— Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 2: Looks Blue, Tastes Red
Tagged: Son, Good Son, Children
“I have been her daughter for 42 years. Now don't you think she could have taken some of that time to work on accepting me for who I am, rather than mourning every fucking thing that I am not?”
— Carrie 'Big Boo' Black, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Finger in the Dyke
Tagged: Acceptance, Mourning, Mothers And Daughters
“He's not the man you thought he'd be because the man you thought he'd be doesn't exist.”
— Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Empathy Is a Boner Killer
Tagged: The Perfect Man, Nonexistent, Men
“ I think there are people here with potential that's being squandered.”
— Berdie Rogers, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Empathy Is a Boner Killer
Tagged: Potential, Wasted Potential, Dreams
“I deserve better man than you.”
— Katya Healy, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Empathy Is a Boner Killer
Tagged: What You Deserve, Men, Deserve Better
“ Look, I have not been perfect. But there's nothing wrong between us that we can't work through together.”
— Sam Healy, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Empathy Is a Boner Killer
Tagged: imperfect, Fixing Problems, Relationship Issues
“I owe my younger self 23 years of wild sex with multiple partners.”
— Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Bed Bugs and Beyond
Tagged: Wild Sex, Younger Self, Multiple Partners
“These are complicated ladies in a complicated place.”
— Joe Caputo, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Mother's Day
Tagged: Complicated person, Ladies, Women
“My point is that you were a meth-head, white-trash piece of shit, and your children, had they been born, would have been meth-head, white-trash pieces of shit. So by terminating those pregnancies, you spared society the scourge of your offspring. I mean, when you think about it, it's a blessing.”
— Carrie 'Big Boo' Black, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Mother's Day
Tagged: Abortion, White Trash, offspring
“Crackheads, Wookiees. You know, you gotta let 'em win.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Mother's Day
Tagged: Drug Addicts, Star Wars, Drugs
“Strangest thing. Ever since the assault I speak with this Russian accent.”
— Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Mother's Day
Tagged: Russian, accents, Assaulted
“You ever seen an image that sears itself into your brain? Like the movie about the hiker guy, where he cuts off his own arm with a Swiss Army knife? Yeah, the sound, the tendons! Fuck! I wish I never watched that part.”
— Joe Caputo, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 2: Little Mustachioed Shit
Tagged: 127 Hours, Cutting Off An Arm, Hiking
“You're the devil, and I'm the angel of God. I mean, look at my dress!”
— Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Can't Fix Crazy
Tagged: devil, God, Angels
“According to this aptitude test, I should be a professional athlete, a park ranger or a correctional officer.”
— Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 2: Looks Blue, Tastes Red
Tagged: Aptitude Test, Career Paths, Jobs
“He's probably got the Obamas on the phone by now.”
— Joe Caputo, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Fucksgiving
Tagged: Obamas, President, phone calls
“God's angry that there's an abomination in the church, and if we don't get rid of 'it,' it's just gonna keep on happening.”
— Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: The Chickening
Tagged: God, Church, abomination
“I threw my pie for you.”
— Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Lesbian Request Denied
Tagged: Pie, Food Fight, Throwing Things
“Daya Diaz: What's the matter, you don't wanna hit me again?

Aleida Diaz: From here on out, this place will hit you for me.”
— Dayanara 'Daya' Diaz, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Tit Punch
Tagged: hit, Abuse, Child Abuse
“I already came four times today and it’s not even noon.”
— Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Orange Is the New Black, Season 6: Well This Took a Dark Turn
Tagged: orgasm, cum, masturbation
“This is real and real scares the crap out of you.”
— Joe Caputo, Orange Is the New Black, Season 6: Be Free
Tagged: real, Real Relationships, Scared Of Love
“I don’t owe nobody shit.”
— Sophia Burset, Orange Is the New Black, Season 6: Well This Took a Dark Turn
Tagged: Owing Debts, Owing Nothing, Debts
“I don't have rage. I'm just sad.”
— Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Don’t Make Me Come Back There
Tagged: Rage, Sad, emotions
“My mother always said that silence can be the loudest thing. But she never shut the fuck up.”
— Lorna Morello, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Fake It Till You Fake It Some More
Tagged: STFU, Silence, Silence Speaks Louder
“You'll call each other up maybe meet for drinks, make more plans but then cancel them, push them off, you're suddenly really busy. But the truth is you're avoiding each other because it only took that one drink for you to realize you don't have anything in common and all you got was a reminder of the time you spent in this fucking hellhole. We're not a family. We're a band-aid and once you rip it off, all we are to each other is scars.”
— Maria Ruiz, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Empathy Is a Boner Killer
Tagged: Losing Friendships, Frienship, old friends
“ I am not crazy. I am unique.”
— Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 2: We Have Manners. We're Polite.
Tagged: crazy, Unique Personality, unique
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