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“Orel: [Reading from the Nercronomican to bring the dead back to life] I conjure thee by the fire of Girra, and by the lights of Shamash. In the name of the Covenant, come and rise before me!

[Repeats Satanic Verses]

Doughy: That doesn't sound very Protestant, Oral.

Orel: Well... At least it's not Catholic.”
— Orel Puppington (voice) / Doughy (voice), Moral Orel, Season 1: The Lord's Greatest Gift
Tagged: Catholics, Protestants
“Clay: Nudity is a horrible thing and should only be committed as a last resort. You know the 11th commandment. Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy.

Orel: Oh, yeah. Those lost Commandments always throw me off.”
— Clay Puppington (voice) / Orel Puppington (voice), Moral Orel, Season 1: The Lord's Greatest Gift
“You know, during this joyous season, it is easy to forget the true meaning of Christmas. What Christmas is really about is the birth of the cute little baby who would grow up to die an unbelievably horrible death for our sins. You know who I'm talkin' about: Jesus, our Savior! Born from an attractive, young virgin named Mary. Jesus was an unplanned birth that really made a name for itself. Like, if Joseph had refused to let the baby grow within Mary, who knows what this building would be right now... maybe even a synagogue! But because Joseph had the moral goodness to raise the "surprise;" we are safe and warm here in a Protestant church. Amen, and Merry Christmas...”
— Reverend Putty (voice), Moral Orel, Season 1: The Best Christmas Ever
Tagged: Christmas, Merry Christmas
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