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Name: Malcolm in the Middle
Director: Arlene Sanford
Released: 2000-01-09 00:00:00
Rating: 7.6

Total quotes: 5

Malcolm in the Middle

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.

Genre:	Comedy
Number Of Seasons:	7
Network:	FOX
Created By:	Linwood Boomer
Status:	Ended
User Score (votes):	7.6 / 10 (323)

Full production credits:

Producer Alan J. Higgins

Producer Alex Reid

Guest-star Alexander Gould

Producer Andrew Orenstein

Director Arlene Sanford

Guest-star Ashley Edner

Guest-star Beth Grant

Producer Bob Stevens

Guest-star Craig Lamar Traylor

Guest-star Daniel Von Bargen

Guest-star David Anthony Higgins

Communicator Eric Nenninger

Guest-star Eric Stonestreet

Communicator Erik Per Sullivan

Guest-star Evan Matthew Cohen

Producer Gary Murphy

Producer James Simons

Director Jeff Melman

Guest-star Jerry Lambert

Guest-star Joan McMurtrey

Guest-star Joel McKinnon Miller

Guest-star Karim Prince

Director Ken Kwapis

Communicator Kenneth Mars

Guest-star Kyle Sullivan

Guest-star Landry Allbright

Guest-star Lauren Hodges

Communicator Linwood Boomer

Guest-star Martin Spanjers

Guest-star Merrin Dungey

Producer Michael Glouberman

Producer Neil Thompson

Guest-star Scotch Ellis Loring

Director Todd Holland

Guest-star Vincent Berry

Writers:

Andrew Orenstein, Dan Kopelman, Dave Richardson, Linwood Boomer, Maggie Bandur, Michael Glouberman, Neil Thompson, Pang-Ni Landrum

Last updated: 2018-08-10

Characters in ‘Malcolm in the Middle’

Quotes By Season

Season 1 Quotes

“Without me to blame everything on, they doesn't know what to do with themselves.”

— Francis, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Funeral

Tagged: Blame, without me, Scapegoat

“Lois: Malcolm, what is all that stuff from your teacher? That woman sends home two or three fliers every day.

Malcolm: She says she wants the parents to be involved as possible with the children.

Lois: At school? It's the only break I get!”

— Lois, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Stock Car Races

Tagged: Teacher, fliers, involved, Break

“Malcolm: Someone stole my friend's wheelchair.

Security Guard: What's it look like?

Malcolm: It's a chair... with wheels.”

— Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Sleepover

Tagged: stole, Friend, Wheelchair, describe

“You want to know the best part about childhood? At some point, it stops.”

— Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: best, part, Childhood, stops

“Every day is a lottery and first prize is that you don't have to scoot yourself around town on a skateboard with your hands.”

— Lois, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: lottery, first prize, scoot, Town, skateboard, hands

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