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Human Resources Quotes

“Hey bug! Manically packing up your office in a cold sweat. What's with the downward spiral honey?”
— Walter the Lovebug (voice), Human Resources, Season 1: The Light
Tagged: Office, Packing, Spiral
“You know, I've just found that love is nurturing and eternal, while lust is cheap and disappears after a nice fat O.”
— Walter the Lovebug (voice), Human Resources, Season 1: International Creature Convention
Tagged: Love, Lust, eternal
“Well, look at that. You guys saved a marriage, and I got one of my Amish clients to draw a sexy chicken in the dirt. Sounds like we both had a pretty big day.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster (voice), Human Resources, Season 1: Love in the Time of Postpartum
Tagged: Marriage, dirt, Amish, Clients
“They're like weed and cartoons, they totally complement each other. ”
— Cat Stevens, Human Resources, Season 1: Love in the Time of Postpartum
Tagged: Cartoon , Weed, compatible, Similie Examples
“Hold on, are you a sheep named Usher? Because you got it, you got it 'baaahd.'”
— Emmy the Lovebug (voice), Human Resources, Season 1: Rutgers is for Lovers
Tagged: Usher, Pun, joke, Sheep, Bad, Crush
“You're shameless!”
— Shame Wizard (voice), Human Resources, Season 1: Bad Mummies
Tagged: Shameless, upset, Mad
“Love lesson number one million and one! The line between love and hate is thin as hell.”
— Walter the Lovebug (voice), Human Resources, Season 1: Training Day
Tagged: Line, thin, Hate, Love
“Love lessons number three through a million: love is a fucking psycho.”
— Walter the Lovebug (voice), Human Resources, Season 1: Training Day
Tagged: Love, Lesson, psycho, crazy
“This woman is doing something very hard. And without love, it's going to be impossible.”
— Pete the Logic Rock (voice), Human Resources, Season 1: Birth
Tagged: difficult, Love
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