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House of Lies Quotes

“Imminent demise! Imminent demise!”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 1: The Mayan Apocalypse
Tagged: Imminent demise, Failure, Celebration, Owning it
“You aren't really getting off on this right now are you? I mean that's too twisted even for you.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Ouroboros
Tagged: Twisted, mean, getting off, Enjoyment
“Listen, if you shit the bed on this one, you are going to get a one-way ticket right back to whatever bum-fuck whistle stop you came from and are working so hard to scrub from your existence.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Utah
Tagged: Failure, one-way ticket, Existence
“We don't stick the landing on this one, our pod can be eliminated.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: stick the landing, Client, pod, eliminated, high stakes
“Your words can't hurt me. Not here. Uh-uh. Not in the most majestic city in the world. God, where the Eiffel Tower is a stone's throw from a Venetian gondola. ”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 2: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet
Tagged: Las Vegas, Majestic city, Eiffel Tower, Money
“Nothing is ever easy.”
— Tamara, House of Lies, Season 2: Man-date
Tagged: Challenging, Nothing is Easy, Obstacles
“Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 2: Til Death Do Us Part
Tagged: Sassy, Vagina, Called Out, cereal
“Viva Las Vegas, baby! Or should I say viva lost wages?”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 2: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet
Tagged: Las Vagas, play on words, lost wages, Money
“Consulting is like dissing a really pretty girl so that she'll want you more.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: Consulting, dissing, Flirting, Simile Examples
“You never ever trust anyone until you know their angle.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: Trust, Advice, angle, Knowledge
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