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Dexter's Laboratory Quotes

“Mom: Um, what did he mean when he said, 'your lab,' Dexter?

Dexter: I don't know.”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 3: Momdark
Tagged: lab, don't know, playing innocent
“You are stupid! You are stupid! And don't forget, you are stupid!”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: Dexter and Computress Get Mandark!
Tagged: Stupid, angry, Don't Forget
“Too blinded was I not to foresee the most piteous of fates.”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: The Continuum of Cartoon Fools
Tagged: blinded, fates, foresee
“I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations!”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: The Continuum of Cartoon Fools
Tagged: locked, cartoon fools, Doomed, Life, comic, mishap, Adventures, social indignations
“That was all your fault, you gnome!”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: Let's Save the World You Jerk!
Tagged: Fault, Diss, gnome, name calling
“Dexter: Computer, what the heck is going on?!

Computer: Goo goo ga ga goo goo pee-pee!

Dexter: Hmm, yes, pee-pee...”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: Don't Be a Baby
Tagged: computer, baby noises, Pee
“Tattooist: So, what image shall I forever scar into your skin? A skull head, a flaming skull head, or the flaming skull head-snake-rose combo?

Dee Dee: Um, the club didn't specify, but I was thinking maybe a....gingerbread man?”
— Dee Dee, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: Decode of Honour
Tagged: Tattoo, Scar, skin, Forever, Permanent, gingerbread man
“You know, I still have all of my baby teeth.”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: Ice Cream Scream
Tagged: Baby Teeth, proud
“Mom! Dexter's mooning me!”
— Dee Dee, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: A Hard Day's Day
Tagged: upset, Siblings, Mooning, butt
“This is the greatest day of my entire life! [Dexter's head then gets hit by the top edge of the roller coaster's tunnel]”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: Ewww That's Growth
Tagged: Happy, greatest day, Life, hurt, hit head
“No, Monkey! That's not candy! That's boiling lava!”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: Mock 5
Tagged: no, Warning, candy, Lava, mistake
“Dexter: What are Hamhocks? 

Dee Dee: They're gross!”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: Hamhocks and Armlocks
Tagged: Questions, Gross
“Dexter: Ants are...

Dee Dee: Icky!

Dexter: To be respected.”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 2: Ant Pants
Tagged: Ants, icky, Respect, Gross
“There must be a stripping of the old before you can make way for the new.”
— Dee Dee, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 1: Way of the Dee Dee
Tagged: Stripping, Old, New
“Omelette du fromage.”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 1: The Big Sister
Tagged: Cheese, omlette, french
“Would you please assist me by...SHUTTING UP!?”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 1: Dexter's Assistant
Tagged: Sassy, assist, Shutting Up, Quiet
“Anybody want to buy a dinosaur?”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 1: Jurassic Pooch
Tagged: Buy, Dinosaur, Extra, Question
“Please...I have no time for your tears. Why don't you go back outside and talk to trees or whatever it is you do?”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 1: Dee Deemensional
Tagged: no time, Sassy, Tears, Trees
“This better be important, woman. You are interrupting my very delicate calculations.”
— Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Season 1: Dee Deemensional
Tagged: Important, Busy, Delicate, calculations
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