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“Darcy: You know I took a vow of abstinence!

Peter: Yeah? Well, the problem is, I didn't!”
— Darcy, Degrassi, Season 7: Standing In The Dark
Tagged: Abstinence, Sex
“Jay: I got us tickets to the party of the year. Want to be my plus-one?

Alex: Too bad going with you is a minus-twenty.”
— Alex Nuñez, Degrassi, Season 5: The Lexicon of Love, Part 1
Tagged: party, Sick Burns
“Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it’s hot? Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Emma: Okay, I think removing you from public is a good idea for us all.”
— Manny Santos, Degrassi, Season 5: I Against I
Tagged: male strippers, drop it like it's hot
“Hey, you can’t throw fries at a kid in a wheelchair.”
— Jimmy Brooks, Degrassi, Season 4: Goin’ Down the Road, Part 1
Tagged: Fries, Wheelchair
“Manny: Em, what's wrong with your eyes?

Emma: I'm trying to kill Chris with my mind.”
— Emma Nelson, Degrassi, Season 4: Modern Love
Tagged: Kill, Mind Control, Telepathy
“This guy? He's nasty, tastes like fire, rubs people the wrong way. This guy here? Sweet, refreshing. But when these two get together, bad news. Kind of like you and me.”
— Jay, Degrassi, Season 4: Eye of the Tiger
Tagged: Nasty, tastes like fire, Bad News, sweet, Refreshing
“Emma: Do you think I'm weird?

Jay: Now there's a loaded question.

Emma: Everyone's been acting like I belong in a straitjacket.

Jay: That's their problem. You're no weirder than the rest of us.”
— Emma Nelson, Degrassi, Season 4: Secret, Part 1
Tagged: Weird, straitjacket
“Radishes, radishes, not so sweet, red and round and gross to eat. They have power and cruel little voices saying 'I run Degrassi, you have no choices'. Ugly and mean and slightly obscene, the stubbornest radishes I've ever seen.”
— Liberty Van Zandt, Degrassi, Season 4: Voices Carry, Part 2
Tagged: radishes, Rhymes, Songs, obscene
“This song is your prize for breaking my heart/ Should have written these words to you right from the start/ You say it doesn't matter, how it's all in the past/ My pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mask/ I can;t pretend to forgive and forget/ Gonna make the day you met me a day you'll regret/ 'Cause you're the dust in my eye/ You're the rock in my shoe/ Yeah, you lie, lie, lie/ Better watch what you say, 'cause I'm on to you/ Mr. Nice Guy/ Oh, Mr. Nice Guy/ Mr. Nice Guy/ You're so nice.”
— Ashley Kerwin, Degrassi, Season 3: Rock and Roll High School
Tagged: Songs, Rhymes, Heartbreak, forgive, Mr. Nice Guy
“Paige: What, so you've just forgiven creep-boy for beating you up?

Terri: He apologized.

Paige: Of course! His type always does so they can get another shot in at you!”
— John Bell, Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Stefan Scaini, Degrassi, Season 3: Don't Dream It's Over
Tagged: Domestic Violence, Apologies
“Joey: Caitlin. All those years ago, when I broke your heart. I thought I'd lost you forever.

Caitlin: And yet, here you are, standing in an airport with me on Christmas...”
— Joey, Degrassi, Season 3: Holiday
Tagged: Broken Heart, romance
“Sean: I've got a record, OK?

Jay: You’re that guy aren’t you? Nearly killed a kid in Wasaga!

Sean: It was a fight, and I deafened him in one ear.

Jay: Sorry? What, I can't hear you.

Sean: You know, you’re a real comedian for someone sitting in the principal's office.”
— Sean Cameron, Degrassi, Season 3: Gangsta Gangsta
Tagged: Criminal Record, comedian, principal's office
“Fail English, no biggie. Fail gym, then we need to talk.”
— Paige Michalchuk, Degrassi, Season 3: Father Figure
Tagged: english, gym
“[shopping for condoms]
Toby: Did you see the Pina Colada flavored?

J.T.: Yeah! Too bad they don't have...bacon!”
— Toby, Degrassi, Season 2: Dressed In Black
Tagged: flavored condoms, Bacon, pina colada
“Spinner: I have no backbone.

Mr. Armstrong: Excuse me?

Spinner: I have no backbone. I'm whipped, I'm totally spineless. My girlfriend completely controls my life.”
— Gavin 'Spinner' Mason, Degrassi, Season 3: Father Figure
Tagged: Backbone, Pussy Whipped, spineless
“Which is the greater sin: being yourself, or pretending to be somebody you're not?”
— Dr. Sally, Degrassi, Season 2: Careless Whisper
Tagged: Being Yourself, Sin
“J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love—Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS!

Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.”
— Toby, Degrassi, Season 2: Mirror In The Bathroom
Tagged: Strippers, Love, homework
“I'm fine, 'Mom'! So go back to sipping your blood and leave me alone!”
— Toby, Degrassi, Season 2: Mirror In The Bathroom
Tagged: Vampire, Leave Me Alone
“Jay: I'm sorry. That's one of the few times I said sorry and actually meant it.

Alex: That's one of the few times you said sorry and I actually believed you.”
— Brendon Yorke, Degrassi, Season 5: High Fidelity, Part 1
Tagged: Apologies, backhanded apologies
“J.T.: You wanna know something Liberty? You're boring. B-O-R-I-N-G!

Liberty: I'm stunned. J.T. spelled a word.

J.T.: You want another one? Fun. F-U-N. Something you wouldn't know if it came up and bit you in the butt!”
— J.T. Yorke, Degrassi, Season 2: Shout
Tagged: Boring, Fun, Stunned
“Raditch: Do I want to know what these are?

J.T.: Those are the silicon molecules of the female breast. I made it out of flour, water, and lard!”
— J.T. Yorke, Degrassi, Season 2: Weird Science
Tagged: breasts, silicon
“Spinner: So I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white.

Jimmy: No, you can't dance cause you suck!”
— Jimmy Brooks, Degrassi, Season 2: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Tagged: Anti-White, you suck
“J.T.: I have no problem with an expanded Degrassi. Way more fish in the sea!

Toby: What, you're fishing for a new babysitter?

J.T.: Dude. Older women, hot sexy older women just waiting to make me into a man, okay?”
— Van Moore, Linda Schuyler, Degrassi, Season 2: When Doves Cry
Tagged: fish in the sea, older women, Sexy
“Liberty: I could help you with your assignment. I get straight A’s.

J.T.: And I get straight D’s. So why rock the boat?”
— Liberty Van Zandt, Degrassi, Season 1: The Mating Game
Tagged: straight a's, rock the boat
“You know what, Emma? Go back to rain forests and whales. Because when it comes to people, you suck!”
— Liberty Van Zandt, Degrassi, Season 1: Rumors and Reputations
Tagged: rain forests, Whales, you suck
“He's not reading into her soul, he's reading her email.”
— Toby Isaacs, Degrassi, Season 1: Mother and Child Reunion, Part 2
Tagged: Soul, Email
“Are you really going to let two prepubescent boys dictate your amusement?”
— Liberty Van Zandt, Degrassi, Season 1: Eye of the Beholder
Tagged: Anti-Male, Prepubescent, Amusement
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