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“I had no idea alcohol would make people horny. Makes me sleepy.”
— Dean Pelton, Community, Season 1: The Politics of Human Sexuality
Tagged: no idea, Alcohol, Horny, Sleepy
“You devious clump of overpriced fabric and hair product.”
— Annie Edison, Community, Season 1: Environmental Science
Tagged: Devious, clump, Overpriced, fabric, hair product
“Let me rest gently on your pecs.”
— Senor Chang, Community, Season 1: Environmental Science
Tagged: Rest, gently, pecs
“I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Statistics
Tagged: Conflict, Enjoyment, Life
“Look at me. I've got the body of a fifth grader.”
— Senor Chang, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Statistics
Tagged: look, Body, fifth grader
“I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic!”
— Annie Edison, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Statistics
Tagged: Unpopular, high school, crossing guard
“You're just as selfish as I am - you're just not as good at it yet.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Football, Feminism and You
Tagged: Selfish, Good, practice
“So pick up your pom-poms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that's just the way it goes.”
— Annie Edison, Community, Season 1: Social Psychology
Tagged: pom-poms, stuff your bra, team bus, Taco Bell, Life, Tough
“Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies but with ugly people.”
— Abed Nadir, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Film
Tagged: Documentary, assignment, real movies, ugly
“9/11 was pretty much 9/11 for the falafel business.”
— Abed Nadir, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Film
Tagged: 9/11, falafel, Business, End
“Why are you dressed like an 80's rapist?”
— Britta Perry, Community, Season 1: Spanish 101
Tagged: Questions, Dressed, 80s, Rapist
“Conflicts like this will ultimately bring us together as an unlikely family.”
— Abed Nadir, Community, Season 1: Spanish 101
Tagged: Conflicts, ultimately, Together, unlikely, Family
“Pierce Hawthorne: To the empowerage of words!

Jeff Winger: To the irony of that sentence!”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Spanish 101
Tagged: Empowered, Words, Irony, Sentence, Sassy
“ I did a little bit of lying to get close to you.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: lying, close, admit
“Woah, you just wrinkled my brain.”
— Troy Barnes, Community, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: woah, wrinkled, Brain, Mind Blown
“You are all better than you think you are. You are designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: better, designed, Hear, Confidence, Self-Esteem
“What makes humans different from other animals? We're the only species on earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: humans, Animals, Species, Shark Week
“I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: discovered, talk, early age, Right, Wrong, Truth, God
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