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“Leo Wyatt: As an Elder I have the power to take your pain away.

Piper: You can't make me forget you.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 5: Oh My Goddess
Tagged: Pain, Can't Forget You, Love, Relationships
“Piper: You know, it's like sports. You can't lose your starting job due to injury.

Paige: Vanquishing demons is not a sport, Piper.

Piper: It is if you're good at it.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 5: Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun
Tagged: SASS, Demons, Vanquish, Witches
“Phoebe: Oh, are we back to blaming you again?

Piper: Yeah.

Phoebe: Just checking.”
— Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed, Season 5: Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun
Tagged: Blame, your fault, Sisters
“Besides, everybody in San Francisco is too odd, that's why we fit in so well!”
— Paige Matthews, Charmed, Season 5: San Francisco Dreamin'
Tagged: San Francisco, odd, Being Odd, Witches
“All right, don't call me 'sweetie.' You can't hold a person prisoner and then call them 'sweetie'!”
— Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed, Season 5: The Importance of Being Phoebe
Tagged: Sweetie, Witches, SASS
“Do you have anything that goes with combat boots? You know, for the mom to be who kicks some ass upon occasion.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 5: Y Tu Mummy Tambien
Tagged: Kicking Ass, Motherhood, Fashion
“Prue was this awesome witch with a full-time job, and I quit my job to be a full-time witch, and I still haven't reached her level yet, which makes me feel incredibly frustrated and lame.”
— Paige Matthews, Charmed, Season 5: Sympathy for the Demon
Tagged: Frustrated, lame, Witches
“Let's get this straight. You guys summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work, so we can all die together?”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 4: Womb Raider
Tagged: Dying Together, SASS, Witchcraft, Witches
“Paige Matthews: We kick evil's ass every day.

Piper Halliwell: Sometimes twice a day.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 4: Marry Go Round
Tagged: Kicking Ass, Evil, fighting evil
“Phoebe, every Cinderella needs a fairy godmother. Let me be yours.”
— Paige Matthews, Charmed, Season 4: Marry Go Round
Tagged: Fairy Godmother, Let Me Help, Rescue, Love
“Phoebe, since you have stalling down to a science, you and Paige go to the club and buy some time.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 4: Trial By Magic
Tagged: Stalling, SASS, Buying Time
“[to Alaster] I'm going to be so happy when I vanquish your sorry ass.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 4: Brain Drain
Tagged: Vanquish, Sorry Ass, Snark
“You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.”
— Paige Matthews, Charmed, Season 4: Black As Cole
Tagged: demon, Lawyers, Sassy, Snarky
“It's okay to hate Prue, Piper. When my parents died, I hated them. Piper, it's okay to be mad at Prue. She left you all alone.”
— Paige Matthews, Charmed, Season 4: Hell Hath No Fury
Tagged: Grief, Mourning, Death, Losing A Loved One, angry
“Prue Halliwell: Hey, be nice, I don't even want to think about sin tonight.

Phoebe Halliwell: Me neither.

Prue Halliwell: So this is a pretty interesting band, what's their name?

Piper Halliwell: Orgy.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Sin Francisco
Tagged: Orgy, sins, sinning
“I'm outta here. You know what? You can not stop me, alright. I am never going back. I'm not going... Alright, you know what? I am sick of this. She is all about duty and obligation, well not me. Alright, I want to be free, I wanna find love, I wanna have a life.”
— Prue Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Just Harried
Tagged: Sick Of This, I Want To Be Free, Freedom, Love, I Want A Life
“Leo, you obviously don't have sisters. One minute you're arguing about something and then suddenly you're arguing about who stole whose Malibu Barbie in 1979.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Power Outage
Tagged: Sisters, Sibling Fights, Arguing
“Father Thomas: There's nothing you can do. It will find us, and when it does we're all dead.

Piper: Well, you're just a ray of sunshine now, aren't ya?”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Primrose Empath
Tagged: Ray Of Sunshine, Sarcasm, Sassy, We're All Dead
“Phoebe Halliwell: Where are the keys?

Prue Halliwell: Keys?

Phoebe Halliwell: You know, shiny silver silver things that go jingle jingle.”
— Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Once Upon a Time
Tagged: Sassy, Snark, Where Are The Keys, Sarcasm
“If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich...”
— Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Magic Hour
Tagged: If I Had A Dollar, Hot Guys, Sassy
“Look at him! At his age he should be battling acne! Not evil witches!”
— Vivian Mayhew, Valerie Mayhew, Charmed, Season 2: That Old Black Magic
Tagged: Acne, Witches, teenagers
“Wrong things done for the right reasons still the wrong thing.”
— Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed, Season 2: Morality Bites
“Piper Halliwell: A wendigo. Apparently, it looks like a normal person during the day but then transforms at night. It survives by feeding on human hearts.


Billy Waters: What?




Piper Halliwell: According to my information, the first wendigo was a mortal who, betrayed by his lover, cut out her heart and ate it. As soon as he did, his own heart turned to ice, and that's how he became this monster.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 1: The Wendigo
Tagged: wendigo, Cryptozoology
“Brent Miller: You believe my story about the monsters?

Phoebe Halliwell: Yes, I do.

Brent Miller: Why, when everyone else has always laughed at me?

Phoebe Halliwell: Well, maybe it's because I've seen my share of monsters, and I haven't told anybody about them because I didn't want them to laugh at me either.”
— Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed, Season 1: Blind Sided
Tagged: monsters, Laughing, Mocking
“We can't live together forever. What do we expect, to be sixty years old and still be sharing clothes and a cat?”
— Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed, Season 1: The Witch Is Back
Tagged: cats, Aging
“I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 1: The Fourth Sister
Tagged: Micropenis, Jerk, Self-Serving
“We're the protectors of the innocent. We're known as ‘The Charmed Ones.’”
— Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed, Specials: Unaired Pilot
Tagged: charmed, Protectors, innocent
“You want the sexy, silent type that finds you driving through town on the back of a Harley at 3:00 in the morning. A man who appreciates scented candles, body oils and Italian sheets.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 1: Dead Man Dating
Tagged: Sexy, Silent, scented candles, Body Oils, Types of Men
“Prue Halliwell: Don't worry. We'll be safe here.


Piper Halliwell: Don't say that. In horror movies, the people that say that are always the next to die.”
— Prue Halliwell, Charmed, Season 1: Something Wicca This Way Comes
Tagged: Horror Movies, Safety
“Leo, when you find out your boyfriend is a demon and then you have to vanquish him, a little alone time is in order.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Coyote Piper
Tagged: humor, Inconvenient Boyfriends, Inconvenient Truth, star-crossed lovers, Internal Conflicts
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