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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

“I would say the end is pretty seriously nigh.”
— Jenny Calendar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Prophecy Girl
Tagged: Apocalypse, End of the World, Armageddon
“Funny. ‘Cause I look around at this world you’re so eager to be a part of, and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who’s not crazy? Look around. Everyone’s drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out ‘cause they don’t want ‘em anymore. I’m crazy? Honey, I’m the original one-eyed Chiclet in the kingdom of the blind. ‘Cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts.”
— Glory, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5: The Weight of the World
Tagged: crazy, Drinking, smoking, Shooting Up, screwing, Chiclet
“So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.”
— Oz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 4: Living Conditions
Tagged: Domestic Violence, Mime, wacky
“[On humans] I guess I just realized how amazingly screwed up they all are. I mean, really, really screwed up, in a monumental fashion. And they have no purpose that unites them so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die…which they…they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They’re incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane. And yet, here’s the thing – when it’s something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they’re lame morons for fighting, but they do. They never…never quit. So I guess I will keep fighting, too.”
— Anya Jenkins, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7: End of Days
Tagged: screwed up, Thinking, Blundering, lame, Morons, Fighting Against the Universe
“Passion...it lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us… passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments; the joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we’d truly know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank…without passion, we’d truly be dead.”
— Angelus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Passion
Tagged: Passion, Joy, Hatred, Ecstasy, Grief
“I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.”
— Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Prophecy Girl
Tagged: dead, Pretty
“[On life] Yes, it’s terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.”
— Rupert Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Lie to Me
Tagged: Sarcasm, Life, Simple, Good and Bad, Happily Ever After
“ [To Angel] We’re not friends. We never were. And I can fool Giles, and I can fool my friends, but I can’t fool myself. Or Spike, for some reason. What I want from you I can never have.”
— Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 3: Lovers Walk
Tagged: Friends, Unrequited Love
“Strong is fighting. It’s hard and it’s painful and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do, and we can do it together, but if you’re too much of a coward for that, then burn.”
— Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 3: Amends
Tagged: Strong, Fighting, hard, Painful, coward
“No, she was never gone. She was with me. We should have been forever, and I—I let her be dead. She’s really dead. And I killed her.”
— Willow Rosenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7: The Killer in Me
Tagged: Murder, BFF
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