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“Special Agent Seeley Booth: You beat up armed guerillas?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I had to. You weren't there to save me.”
— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Bones, Season 6: The Mastodon in the Room
Tagged: Heroism, guerrillas, Self-Reliance
“Dr. Camille Saroyan: For an artist, you make a pretty good detective.

Angela Montenegro: I think you just insulted me.”
— Camille Saroyan, Bones, Season 4: The Passenger in the Oven
Tagged: Artist, Detective, Insult, Backhanded Compliments
“Sweets, I've killed but I've never murdered before. Look up the difference in your little black book there, okay?”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 4: The Passenger in the Oven
Tagged: Killing, Murder
“I'm a genius and I'm confused.”
— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Bones, Season 4: The Crank In The Shaft
Tagged: Genius, Confused, Humblebragging
“Bones, two guys at the same time, it's not right! I mean, that's why they invented dueling.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 4: Yanks in the U.K. Part 2
Tagged: Dueling, Multiple Partners
“You know, I'd back off if I were you. He shot a clown once.”
— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Bones, Season 2: Glowing Bones in the Old Stone House
Tagged: Fear, clown-killer
“Dr. Zack Addy: We suck at interpretation.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: We absolutely blow.”
— Zack Addy, Bones, Season 2: The Killer in the Concrete
Tagged: Interpretation, suck, blow
“Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why do you know that?

Dr. Zack Addy: My knowledge is vast.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why did I ask?”
— Zack Addy, Bones, Season 2: Spaceman in a Crater
Tagged: Arrogance
“I hate England! I'm glad we had a revolution!”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 4: Yanks in the U.K. Part 1
Tagged: England, American Revolution, Anglophobia
“I can't fight, or shoot a gun. But if something bad happens, I can spit with deadly accuracy.”
— Angela Montenegro, Bones, Season 2: The Killer in the Concrete
Tagged: Fight, Gun, shoot, Spitting
“Dr. Temperance Brennan: Okay, I want the whole kip and canoodle transported to the Jeffersonian.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: [looks at Brennan in disbelief] Kit and caboodle.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Whatever.”
— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Bones, Season 2: The Boneless Bride in the River
Tagged: kit and caboodle
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: Any cause of death?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, since I can't find the skull, I'd say his head was cut off.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 2: The Headless Witch in the Woods
Tagged: cause of death, Decapitation, Painfully Obvious
“Dr. Temperance Brennan: If we're less than four feet below the surface, this should blow us out.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: And if we're more than 4 feet below the surface?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Then the concussion will turn our brains to jelly.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, good, then we can run for Congress. So it's a win-win.”
— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Bones, Season 2: Aliens in a Spaceship
Tagged: Congress, Brainless
“Dr. Jack Hodgins: I could kiss you!

Angela Montenegro: That requires permission... which I deny.”
— Angela Montenegro, Bones, Season 2: The Girl in Suite 2103
Tagged: Kissing, Permission
“When it comes to bugs, slime, crud, and compost, you're the man.”
— Gary Glasberg, Bones, Season 2: The Boy in the Shroud
Tagged: bugs, Slime, Crud, Compost, You Da Man, Backhanded Compliments
“Every society has its bottom-dwellers, and every society fears its bottom-dwellers, because they are a symbol of what happens in that society if you fail.”
— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Bones, Season 1: The Woman in the Tunnel
Tagged: Society, Bottom-Dwellers, Fear, Collapse
“I'm not nervous, I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to crazy people unless I'm dating them.”
— Angela Montenegro, Bones, Season 1: The Woman in the Tunnel
Tagged: Nervous, Scared, Crazy People
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: Am I in trouble?

Angela Montenegro: You're late for a funeral. Of course you're in trouble.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: The Woman in the Garden
Tagged: funeral, trouble, Tardy to the Party
“I know things that would curdle your blood, including a formula that literally curdles blood.”
— Jack Hodgins, Bones, Season 1: The Woman in the Car
Tagged: blood-curdling, Literally
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: You have a boat?

Dr. Anton Kostov: I do four boob jobs a day at twenty grand a pop. Of course I have a boat.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Fallout Shelter
Tagged: Breast Implants, yachts
“You have many skills, Temperance, not one of them includes communicating with the average person on the street which is exactly what juries are made of.”
— Dr. Daniel Goodman, Bones, Season 1: The Girl in the Fridge
Tagged: skills, juries, Social Skills
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Or, as an alternative, just don't eat people.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Bear
Tagged: Vegetarian, Cannibalism
“You dig dead bodies out of mass graves, and yanking out a bellybutton ring makes you sick?”
— Elizabeth Benjamin, Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Wall
Tagged: Dead Bodies, Nausea
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're a smartass, you know that?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart. Although it has nothing to do with my ass.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Bear
Tagged: smartass, Literal, intelligent
“Dr. Jack Hodgkins: Human flesh tastes like frog’s legs.

Angela Montenegro: As if I need another reason never to eat frogs.”
— Angela Montenegro, Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Bear
Tagged: human flesh, frog's legs
“Anger is only fear turned inwards.”
— Angela Montenegro, Bones, Season 1: A Boy in a Bush
Tagged: Anger, Fear, Internalization
“Mickey Santana: [to Booth] What about your gut?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: My gut says it stinks.

Dr. Daniel Goodman: [to Brennan] If he smells with his gut, what does he use his nose for?”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: A Boy in the Tree
Tagged: Guts, Stinks, Gut Instinct
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