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Better Call Saul Quotes

“It’s never too late for congratulations.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Amarillo
Tagged: Congratulations, Never Too Late, Congrats
“Perfection is the enemy of perfectly adequate.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Witness
Tagged: Perfection, Adequate, enemies
“Money is not beside the point… Money is the point.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Uno
Tagged: Money, Money Matters, greedy
“Getting arrested that makes people look guilty, even the innocent ones, and innocent people get arrested every day.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Uno
Tagged: guilty, innocent, Arrested
“For ten minutes today, Chuck didn’t hate me. I forgot what that felt like.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Mabel
Tagged: Hatred, Brotherly Feud, Hate Me
“Sometimes you have to say something out loud to hear how crazy it sounds.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Inflatable
Tagged: crazy, Crazy Talk, Hear Yourself Speak
“What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? “Your Honor.””
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Judges, Jokes
“The bar exam’s a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it’s like losing your virginity, third time’s the charm.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: RICO
Tagged: Bar Exam, Virginity, Losing Your Virginity
“A good magician never reveals his secrets.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Bingo
Tagged: Magician, tricks, Magic Tricks, Secrets
“What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead!”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“Either you fit the jacket, or the jacket fits you.”
— Kim Wexler, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Fifi
Tagged: Jackets, Metaphors, clothing
“Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they’re really good people.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Lawyers
“The fallacy of sunk cost… It’s what gamblers do. They throw good money after bad thinking they can turn their luck around. It’s like, 'I’ve already spent this much money or time… whatever. I got to keep going!' No, there’s no reward at the end of this game.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Switch
Tagged: Sunk Cost, Money, Spending Money, Gamblers
“ I don't doubt that your emotions are real. But what's the point of all the sad faces and the gnashing of teeth? If you're not going to change your behavior...”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: Change Your Behavior, emotions, What Is The Point
“This is what you do. You hurt people over and over and over, and then there's this show of remorse.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: hurt, Remorse, Remorselessness
“You don't have to make up with me. We don't have to understand each other. Things are fine the way they are.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: forgiveness, Making Up, Accepting What Happened
“Look at you. You're in so much pain. Why are you putting yourself through all this?”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: Pain, Suffering, Torturing Yourself
“You think I'm trouble now, as your partner? Imagine me as your enemy.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Fall
Tagged: enemies, Partners, Causing Trouble
“Promise me you won't do anything stupid. Promise me.”
— Nacho Varga, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Fall
Tagged: promises, stupidity, Promise Me
“I pretend not to care, but he's my brother. How can I not?”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Expenses
Tagged: brothers, Family, Pretending Not To Care
“This is an opportunity. That's why I'm doing this, not to punish you. To show you – truly show you – that you have to make a change before it's too late. Before you destroy yourself, or someone else. And I believe you can change. You'll find your path. And when you're ready, I will be there to help you walk that path.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Sunk Costs
Tagged: opportunities, fresh start, punishment, Changes
“Here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna get sick – again. One of your employees is gonna find you curled up in that space blanket, take you to the hospital, hook you up to those machines that beep and whir and hurt. And this time, it will be too much. And you will die there. Alone.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Sunk Costs
Tagged: Die Alone, sickness, Death
“You pulled that heartstrings con job on me?! You piece of shit! 'Oh, my brain used to work, I'm sick, I don't know what to do!' Asshole! No wonder Rebecca left you! What took her so long?!”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Witness
Tagged: asshole, Divorce, Con Job
“Are you telling the truth? Or are you just trying to make me feel better?”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Klick
Tagged: Feel Better, The Truth, Lies
“ You know, guys like you... you think you're so damn smart, and you think you don't have to play straight with anybody. The wheel is gonna turn. It always does.”
— Baur, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Mabel
Tagged: Play It Straight, liars, Manipulators
“Facts are facts.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Nailed
Tagged: Facts, The Truth
“ I know he's not perfect. And I know he cuts corners. But you're the one who made him this way. He idolizes you, he accepts you, he takes care of you. And all he ever wanted was your love and support. But all you've ever done is judge him. You never believed in him, you never wanted him to succeed. And you know what? I feel sorry for him. And I feel sorry for you.”
— Kim Wexler, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Nailed
Tagged: Cutting Corners, imperfect, Flawed
“Hey, you and Mozart, huh? You both started young.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Nailed
Tagged: Mozart, young, Children
“Jimmy McGill: You are such an asshole.

Chuck McGill: Why? For pointing out that her one mistake was believing in you?”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Gloves Off
Tagged: asshole, Believing In You, argument
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