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Avenue 5 Quotes

“My patience has snapped like a 200 year old breadstick.”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: Eight Arms But No Hands
Tagged: Patience, Similie Examples, Breadstick
“Why do I keep thinking I'm clever? I'm not.”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: Eight Arms But No Hands
Tagged: clever, Convince, Thoughts
“I have two emotions. Elation and genius.”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: This Is Physically Hurting Me
Tagged: emotions, Elation , Genius
“You can do this, because quite frankly you have to.”
— Billie McEvoy, Avenue 5, Season 1: Are You a Spider, Matt?
Tagged: Can Do, Need, Encouragement
“You have to think before you speak.”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: Was It Your Ears?
Tagged: Speak, Think, Thought
“Who knew shit could be so enchanting?”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: Was It Your Ears?
Tagged: Enchanting , Poop, Gross
“He's using you as a toilet friend.”
— Karen Kelly, Avenue 5, Season 1: Was It Your Ears?
Tagged: Warning, Toilet, Friend
“All I give them is shitty yuck-yuck.”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: Was It Your Ears?
Tagged: yuck, Gross, Poop
“We're gonna suck a person out of this person.”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: Was It Your Ears?
Tagged: suck, Birth, Labor
“If for some reason it doesn't work out I'm going to name a sports center or artificial ski slope after you. ”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: Wait a Minute, Then Who Was That on the Ladder?
Tagged: Sports Center, Artifical , Money
“I'm going to do 600 push ups and then throw up in the sink.”
— Rav Mulcair, Avenue 5, Season 1: He's Only There To Stop His Skeleton Falling Over
Tagged: Push ups, Nervous, Vomit
“If it's any consolation, I hate me.”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: Wait a Minute, Then Who Was That on the Ladder?
Tagged: Consolation, Loathing, Hate
“I'm laughing because I'm terrified.”
— Ryan Clark, Avenue 5, Season 1: Wait a Minute, Then Who Was That on the Ladder?
Tagged: Laughing, Scared, Concerned
“I'm the alpha and the beta!”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off...
Tagged: Alpha, beta, Full of It
“NASA stands for 'Not Anymore Stupid Assholes!'”
— Herman Judd, Avenue 5, Season 1: And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off...
Tagged: NASA, Sassy, Stupid
“When I was 19 I would go to music festivals and sleep in the porter potties.”
— Matt Spencer, Avenue 5, Season 1: I Was Flying
Tagged: Stow Away , Music Festivals, Gross, Porter Potties
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