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“Girls are red. Boys are blue. Don't even try to make purple.”
— Margaret Booth, American Horror Story, 1984: Camp Redwood
Tagged: Girls, Bed, Red, Blue, Purple, Sex
“I'm desperate for some estrogen in this crew.”
— Montana Duke, American Horror Story, 1984: Camp Redwood
Tagged: Estrogen, Girl Power, crew
“Constance Langdon: Man shall not lie with man. It is an abomination.

Chad Warwick: So's that hairdo, but I figure that's your business.”
— Constance Langdon, American Horror Story, Murder House: Birth
Tagged: Homophobia, Leviticus, Hairdo
“Feel the fear and the pain, let it all in, and then let it all go.”
— Cordelia Foxx, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: The Seven Wonders
Tagged: Feel, Fear, Pain, Let It Go
“Cordelia: Careful, girls, it's not a game.

Madison: It's the best game and we need a goddamn break.”
— Madison Montgomery, American Horror Story, Coven: Go to Hell
Tagged: Careful, Girls, Game, Break
“Madame Delphine LaLaurie: It's my home.

Papa Legba: No, it's mine,... welcome to hell”
— Papa Legba, American Horror Story, Coven: Go to Hell
Tagged: Home, Incorrect, Hell, Welcome
“Here's my other offer. You can all just die.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Protect the Coven
Tagged: offer, Death, Die
“Misty: You bitch, you thought that I'm some dumb swamp rat you could leave behind to die?

Madison: Ummm, yes.”
— Madison Montgomery, American Horror Story, Coven: Go to Hell
Tagged: Metaphor Examples, dumb, swamp, Rat, Death, Rude, Sassy
“Myrtle: Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties.

Madison: And you're a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don't judge.”
— Madison Montgomery, American Horror Story, Coven: Protect the Coven
Tagged: Hollywood, cliche, bubblehead, Metaphor Examples, Crotchless, dried up, hot pocket
“At any rate, I’m not going to kill you, well maybe after dessert. I put a lot of effort into the Key Lime Pie.”
— Myrtle Snow, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Head
Tagged: rate, Kill, dessert, Key Lime Pie
“Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.”
— Madison Montgomery, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: The Sacred Taking
Tagged: surprise, last of me
“Can you imagine those poor Salem witches traveling all the way down here in covered wagons without a proper charcuterie platter or a bidet? Absolutely savage!”
— Myrtle Snow, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: The Sacred Taking
Tagged: Salem, poor, Witches, wagons, posh, bidet, savage
“You're not just any old broke-down sax man, you're college-educated one.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: The Dead
Tagged: College, Old, broke-down, educated
“When I plant a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted, not spring up like that damn ragweed.”
— Marie Laveau, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: The Axeman Cometh
Tagged: fat, Planted, Simile Examples, ragweed
“Oh God, are you blubbering again? Eternal life and all you can do with it is stuff your face and cry.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: The Replacements
Tagged: cry, emotions, Life, eternal
“You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I'd still never give you nothing more then a headache.”
— Marie Laveau, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Boy Parts
Tagged: unicorn, Money, Headache
“You girls need to learn to fight. When witches don't fight, we burn.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Bitchcraft
Tagged: Girls, Fight, Witches, burn
“I'm an old-school, OG feminist. And do you know who my favorite politician of all time is? Donald J. Trump. For thousands of years, mankind has built civilization with a single intention: to keep woman contained. Face down, ass up. Compliant. Donald Trump cannot tie his dick-tripping ties correctly, but Hillary gets attacked for her goddamn hideous St. John pantsuits. And with every catcall, every put-down, every slap and pass-over at work, the anger compounds. As the orgasm inequality builds, so does the rage. We are sitting on the biggest bomb the universe has ever seen. Do you know what it is, Mr. Anderson? Female rage. The patriarchy has dammed it up for millennia, and Donald J. Trump is the first world leader to start hammering away at that dam. With every tweet, with every eye-roll, every pussy grabbed, he is slowly releasing the fury. It's beautiful.”
— Bebe Babbitt, American Horror Story, Cult: Charles
Tagged: Old School, OG, Feminist, Donald Trump, Catcalls, Hillary Clinton, Pantsuits
“You're bullshit. A bullshit puppet. I can see your strings. You've lost your way. All women have. Used to be easy to know a man-cult when you saw one. Before the lies that blinded us to the inequalities. The male wants desperately to be led by females. He wants Mama to be in charge. But we keep giving away the natural order of things.”
— Bebe Babbitt, American Horror Story, Cult: Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins
Tagged: Bullshit, Bullshit Puppet, Natural Order, Inequality, Misandry
“You're not a conservative. You're a reactionary. You use fear and the fantasy of a time that never was 'when people left their doors unlocked.' People like Mr. Anderson and Trump are not the garbage. They are the flies that the garbage has drawn. It's time that we stop worrying about the flies and we start hauling away the garbage.”
— Sally Keffler, American Horror Story, Cult: Mid-Western Assassin
Tagged: Conservative, Reactionary, Fear, Fantaay, Donald Trump
“I'm a creature who kills to live and who drinks a body's worth of blood a day and doesn't think twice about who I'm sucking it from. So if you even let out a whisper of a word that sounds like Cortez I'll find you and drain every drop of life from your skinny ass.”
— Ramona Royale, American Horror Story, Hotel: Be Our Guest
Tagged: Vampires, Cortez, Death Threats
“The world hated me. But no more than I hated myself.”
— Paul the Illustrated Seal, American Horror Story, Freak Show: Edward Mordrake, Pt. 2
Tagged: Hate, Scorn, Self-hatred
“Truth is—all goodness guarantees ya is an early grave. But the biggest joke of all—the thing that'll sink ya every time is hope. Hope that the world will right itself. That the just will be rewarded and the wicked punished. Oh, once you buy into that horse shit, you're dead in the water. The only way to survive in this disgusting godforsaken world is to take control. Ain't nobody gonna take care of our people but us.”
— Ethel Darling, American Horror Story, Freak Show: Test of Strength
Tagged: Truth, Goodness, Early Grave, Biggest Joke, Godforsaken
“Fate. Destiny. Luck. The prisons of man. People pass the time, enjoying the choices life provides—coffee or tea, right or left. As if it matters. We are all just spinning on the wheel. There is but one way to keep off the wheel. It's not youth. It's not beauty or true love. I know how to stay off the wheel. I control my fate. I have survived because I know one must be willing to destroy anyone, anything, even the things you love, to keep the gods in check.”
— Elsa Mars, American Horror Story, Freak Show: Bullseye
Tagged: Fate, Destiny, Luck, Survival
“You have the sickness like your father had before you. He stifled it the only way he could. These mental perversions are an affliction of the extremely affluent. Cousins marry cousins to protect the money, to keep the estates whole. Inbreeding. Becomes a rite of passage to have a psychotic or two in the line.”
— Gloria Mott, American Horror Story, Freak Show: Pink Cupcakes
Tagged: Psychotic, Rite of Passage, Perversions, Affluent, Inbreeding
“Dear Diary, my soul plumbs new depths of despair. I long for the quiet of the farm. The warmth of my bed, the smell of flowers outside my window. I'm surrounded by a cesspool of activity. No words can do justice to the depravity that permeates the grounds.”
— Dot Tattler, American Horror Story, Freak Show: Monsters Among Us
Tagged: Diary, Soul, Smell of Flowers, Depravity
“I'm part of a sacred order, a soldier in a shadow war, a war that’s been raging since before the time of Salem; we are a brotherhood pledged in blood, dedicated to stamping out the pestilence of witchery on the North American continent.”
— Hank Foxx, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Head
Tagged: Soldier, Blood, North America, Salem, Witchcraft
“Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you.”
— Sister Jude, American Horror Story, Asylum: Madness Ends
Tagged: Evil, Abyss
“I am a Millennial. Generation Y. Born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11, give or take. They call us 'the Global Generation.' We are known for our entitlement and narcissism. Some say it's because we're the first generation where every kid gets a trophy just for showing up. Others think it's because social media allows us to post every time we fart or have a sandwich for all the world to see. But it seems that our one defining trait is a numbness to the world, an indifference to suffering. I know I did anything I could to not feel. Sex, drugs, booze. Just take away the pain. Take away my mother and my asshole father. And the press, and all the boys I loved who wouldn't love me back. Hell, I was gang-raped, and two days later I was back in class like nothing happened. I mean, that must have hurt like hell, right? Most people never get over stuff like that, and I was, like, "Let's go for Jamba juice." I would give everything I have or will ever have just to feel pain again. To hurt.”
— Madison Montgomery, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Fearful Pranks Ensue
Tagged: Millennnial, Global Generation, Generation Y, Pain, Entitlement, asshole, Sex, Drugs, booze, Gang Rape
“It's too hot. My frickin' vagina's sweating.”
— Madison Montgomery, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Bitchcraft
Tagged: Heat, Sweat
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