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“Todd: Caucasian? What the hell's a Caucasian?

Mike: I don't know. They should go back to where they came from!”
— Todd Palladino, Aliens in America, Season 1: Homecoming
Tagged: Caucasian, racism, ignorant, Stupid, humor, Ironic
“Franny: Gary, they're teenagers. School is their job. Raja gets straight A's, but Claire really needs to get that history grade up. And Justin, he needs work on his physics...

Justin: Yeah.

Franny: ...social skills...

Justin: What?”
— Franny, Aliens in America, Season 1: Help Wanted
Tagged: teenagers, kids, School, physics, Social Skills, Insult, Rude, Snarky, Witty
“Claire: Dude, don't be embarrassed. You're not the one who kissed you.

Justin: Do you think it meant anything to her at all?

Claire: Oh yeah - she'll never forget you.

Justin: Really?

Claire: You're the biggest mistake she ever made - that lasts forever.”
— Claire Tolchuck, Aliens in America, Season 1: The Metamorphosis
Tagged: embarrassed, kiss, Regret, mistake, Insult, Snarky, Rude
“Sir, you should know that you are not going to find any evidence of terrorism. But you are going to find some very bad things on there. And that is because I used my computer to visit naughty websites of naked women.”
— Raja, Aliens in America, Season 1: Rocket Club
Tagged: Terrorism, Porn, naughty, Raunchy, The internet, Naked, Bad
“Raja: What prayers do you recite when you are upset?

Justin: I don't usually uh... I don't really pray that much. Usually I just, you know, like, eat a, eat a brownie or, uh, buy a CD.”
— Justin Tolchuck, Aliens in America, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Prayers, Religion, Pray, Brownie, CD, Capitalism, Witty, upset
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