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“I like you and I'm glad I met you, and I don't know. I don't know, you just make me happy to be in Toledo.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Kinda Sorta
Tagged: Crush, romance, Happy, Love
“His soulmate is on a date with a strong, handsome milk celebrity.”
— Victor Kozlowski, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Kinda Sorta
Tagged: Date, Strong, Handsome, soulmate
“I'll go do a little harmless flirting. But there will be no tequila and no banging.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Kinda Sorta
Tagged: Flirting, Drinks, Hookup, banging
“Hey, I realized that this friendship is, it's fools gold.”
— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Ride the Ram
Tagged: Friendship, Metaphor, Fools Gold
“Here, put this pudding cup on the floor. I'm going to dive into it.”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Spectacle
Tagged: Pudding, dive, stunt
“I am a grown-ass woman, and sometimes I want to make bad decisions, so let me.”
— Mary Wagner, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Handcuffed
Tagged: Women, adult, Bad decisions
“When a man cries, nothing feels safe.”
— Heather, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Handcuffed
Tagged: Man, Cries, Safe
“You messy son of a gun!”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Dr. Whoopsie
Tagged: Messy, upset, Son of a gun
“I'm going to stay here and sing every once in a while. It'll be like vocal bread crumbs.”
— Anthony Lewis, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Dr. Whoopsie
Tagged: Vocal, Bread Crumbs, help, sing
“I think I smashed my butt.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Dr. Whoopsie
Tagged: accident, Smashed , hurt, fell
“And of course the swastikas that were on the latest newsletter were supposed to have been octopuses. I am a very bad artist, and I apologize to any student I may have offended.”
— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Dr. Whoopsie
Tagged: accident, Artist, mistake, newsletter
“Last time I was on a stakeout, I was waiting for a Taco Bell to open. Did you know that they close sometimes? I guess to mop?”
— Stef Duncan, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Sweet Low Road
Tagged: stakeout, Taco Bell, Mop
“All right, if you guys don't know how and when to 'ooh' then just don't 'ooh' at all.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Sweet Low Road
Tagged: Ooh, Do Something Right, Crowd, Sassy
“You're a good teacher and a great citizen with an even better posture.”
— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Sweet Low Road
Tagged: Teacher, citizen, posture
“We got to fight for our right to play smooth jazz.”
— Victor Kozlowski, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Sweet Low Road
Tagged: Jazz, smooth, Fight for our Right
“I had eaten my best friend.”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Personal Everest
Tagged: Best friend, Story, Eat
“Do you think a man would apologize for taking the last community banana?”
— Stef Duncan, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Personal Everest
Tagged: Man, gender, Apology, Community
“Listen up, kiddos. Have your smiles prepped before you go into the frame. Think of something that makes you happy like puppies for me, Nana's brisket, that chubby little kid from 'Up.'”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Melvin
Tagged: kids, Smile, Happiness, Puppies, Brisket, Up
“Don't be sorry, be good.”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Melvin
Tagged: Sorry, Good
“Revenge isn't for everybody, but it has its merits.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Melvin
Tagged: Revenge, merits
“Though I do worry hanging out is a gateway drug to harder stuff.”
— Lynette, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Melvin
Tagged: hang out, Friend, Friendship, Gateway
“Uh, college is going to be pretty sick. Eating ramen and snatching V-cards.”
— Heather, A.P. Bio, Season 2: J'Accuse
Tagged: College, Ramen, Sex
“I'm a grown up ass man and I don't get embarrassed when I like someone.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: J'Accuse
Tagged: Grown Man, Crush, romance
“Sit down and start to shut up.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: J'Accuse
Tagged: sit down, Quiet, Command, Sassy
“If you were a bird, I would watch you soar.”
— Victor Kozlowski, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Toledo's Top 100
Tagged: bird, Metaphor Examples, Soar
“In conclusion, would you go out with me?”
— Eduardo, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Toledo's Top 100
Tagged: Conclusion, Date, asking someone
“There's the cutie with the booty.”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Toledo's Top 100
Tagged: Cute, butt, Attractive
“We fight a lot, but, at the end of the day, it's okay 'cause we really do hate each other.”
— Mary Wagner, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Wednesday Morning, 8AM
Tagged: Fight, End of the Day, Hate
“Cricket nipples.”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Wednesday Morning, 8AM
Tagged: Cricket, Random, Weird
“I'd smooch Durbin if I wasn't as gay as a tree full of birds.”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Happiness
Tagged: kiss, Simile Examples
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