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“I shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning. I turned Ruthie into an atheist, I forced Matt to go out with Connie, Lucy and Mary are both dating 11-year olds and I still have to talk to Simon about that movie.”
— Rev. Eric Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 2: Like a Harlot
Tagged: Atheist, Dating, Children, Movie, Fatherhood, Bed, humor
“Mary: How are either of them going to call you if you are on the phone?

Lucy: They're not, I'm playing hard to reach until I can make up my mind which one I want.”
— Lucy Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 2: Stuck in the Middle with You
Tagged: Dating, hard to get, Phone, Call, Date, Conflicted, Indecisive
“Steve: I have a question. What do you think dying is like?...You don't have to answer that if you don't want. I'll understand.

Matt: No. No, it's okay. I'll answer it. I think about it sometimes. I think it's kind of like when you're little, and you're sick, and your parents pick you up and put you in their bed. Then you wake up, and you don't know where you are, but then it just takes a second, and you remember where you are and that you're okay. I think it's like that.”
— Matt Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 2: Do Something
Tagged: Death, Dying, Heaven, Sick, Nostalgia, little, kid, Deep, bittersweet
“Some mistakes are like jumping out of a plane. Once you do it, you can't take it back.”
— Wilson West, 7th Heaven, Season 2: Who Knew?
Tagged: plane, jump, Risk, Consequences, wise, Wisdom, The Ugly Truth
“Annie: If you're doing drugs, Matt, I want you to stop. If anything ever happened to you, I would never forgive myself.

Matt: Sounds like I'm already guilty.”
— Matt Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 2: Who Knew?
Tagged: Drugs, Joint, Marijuana, accusation, guilty, Family
“You'd think that having dad as a minister, God wouldn't hate me so much.”
— Lucy Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 2: See You in September
Tagged: minister, Dad, Family, God, Religion, Christianity, Sassy, Snarky, Hate
“Eric: Honey, I think you need to sit down now and try to relax.

Annie: Bite me!

Eric: 'Bite me'?!”
— Rev. Eric Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 1: Dangerous Liaisons
Tagged: relax, bite me, Insult, Rude, Incredulous
“Mary: How about this dress?

Lucy: Sure. Whatever. You'll look great.

Mary: Or maybe I could just shave my head?

Lucy: Sure. Whatever. You'll look great.”
— Lucy Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 1: Say Good-bye
Tagged: dress, Shaved Head, Fashion, style, Uninterested, Ignore, humor
“There's always going to be somebody who'll try to take your dignity and self-esteem. Just never let them take your voice.”
— Rev. Eric Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 1: Brave New World
Tagged: dignity, Self-Esteem, Self-Worth, voice, wise, Wisdom, Advice, Inspirational, Encouraging
“Annie: Hey, you know, don't stay up too late and um... don't eat too much junk food and have a good time!

Matt: How are they gonna have a good time if they can't eat junk food and can't stay up late?”
— Matt Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 1: Happy's Valentine
Tagged: valentine's day, Holidays, Junk Food, Sassy, Snarky, humor
“Matt: I couldn't move. I couldn't breathe. I couldn't even think.

Eric: Those are all normal feelings and reactions.

Matt: Not for Mom. She's been so calm about everything, and I just sat there while that piece of junk took all our stuff.

Eric: What do you think you should have done?

Matt: I don't know. Something. Anything but just sitting there and letting some guy rip off Mom's wedding ring.

Eric: You can't blame yourself. Whatever you did, it was perfect. It was perfect because it got you and Mom home safely. And it was just a ring. It wasn't our marriage.”
— Rev. Eric Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 1: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil
Tagged: Mug, Feelings, reactions, calm, wedding ring, Thief, Marriage
“Matt: Mary's a team player. She has basketball to fit in. Simon already knows who he is, and Ruthie's five.

Eric: You forgot Lucy.

Matt: No I didn't. She's the one you need to worry about.

Eric: Why's that?

Matt: Well, because she always feels left out.”
— Matt Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 1: Saturday
Tagged: Family, Children, Siblings, Basketball, Sports, Left Out, misfit, Black Sheep
“Mary: You know Mom? Sometimes when I'm really mad at Daddy... too mad to see him or talk to him... he gets right in my face and makes me tell him what's wrong! It drives me nuts, but I feel better after.

Annie: Mary, I would appreciate it if you wouldn't act so mature while I'm trying desperately to feel sorry for myself.”
— Mary Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 1: No Funerals and a Wedding
Tagged: mature, Sorry, Mad, argument, Fight, Family, Mope
“We cannot fight hate with hate. What are we teaching our children today that will make things better tomorrow?”
— Rev. Morgan Hamilton, 7th Heaven, Season 1: The Color of God
Tagged: Hate, Fight, Children, Teach, better, wise, Wisdom
“Matt: She named the baby after Grandma.

Simon: She named the baby 'Grandma'?

Matt: Her name was Jenny, Simon.

Simon: Oh. I had no idea.”
— Simon Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 1: No Funerals and a Wedding
Tagged: Grandma, joke, humor, Ignorance, Baby
“Mary: Okay let's look at the facts as we know them. Fact: He said he was going to the library.

Lucy: Fact: He never goes to the library.

Mary: Fact: He stayed out all night long.

Lucy: Fact: He was probably with a girl.

Mary: Ok... that's not a fact but it's a safe guess; let's just assume. Assumption: He spent the night with the girl.

Lucy: Assumption: He made out with her all night long.

Mary: Fact: You are way too young for me to be playing this game with you.”
— Mary Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 1: Family Secrets
Tagged: library, Lies, Secrets, Sneak Out, teenagers, Make Out, humor
“Eric: So you took up plumbing when we were pregnant with Simon?

Annie: No, electrical and plumbing was Mary, Simon was ethnic cooking.”
— Annie Camden, 7th Heaven, Season 1: Pilot Episode
Tagged: Plumbing, Pregnancy, pregnant, Ethnic, Cooking, skills, Hobbies, joke
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