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What We Do in the Shadows

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Name: What We Do in the Shadows
Director: Jemaine Clement
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Released: 2014-06-19 00:00:00

Total quotes: 8

What We Do in the Shadows

Vampire housemates try to cope with the complexities of modern life and show a newly turned hipster some of the perks of being undead.

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Genres:

Comedy, Horror

Full production credits:

Communicator Jemaine Clement

Communicator Taika Waititi

Character Deacon

Communicator Jonny Brugh

Character Taika Waititi

Character Jemaine Clement

Character Jonny Brugh

Character Cori Gonzalez-Macuer

Character Stuart Rutherford

Character Ben Fransham

Character Jackie van Beek

Character Elena Stejko

Character Jason Hoyte

Character Karen O'Leary

Character Mike Minogue

Character Chelsie Preston Crayford

Character Ian Harcourt

Character Ethel Robinson

Character Brad Harding

Character Isaac Heron

Character Yvette Parsons

Character Madeleine Sami

Character Aaron Jackson

Character Morgana Hills

Character Morag Hills

Character Frank Habicht

Character Moose Kapua

Character Denis Welch

Character Mario Gaoa

Character Kura Forrester

Character Luke Bonjers

Character Rhys Darby

Character Simon Vincent

Character Cohen Holloway

Character Duncan Sarkies

Character Nathan Meister

Character Tanemahuta Gray

Character Nathan Gray

Character Ruby Vincent

Character Jaxon Cook

Character Matthew Harvey-White

Character Matt Dravitzki

Character Roland Hunter

Character Stan Alley

Character Lucy Marinkavich

Character Melanie Hamilton

Character Ana Flaherty

Character Aaron Lewis

Character Belle Gwilliam

Character Rodney Cook

Character Jennifer Martin

Director Jemaine Clement

Director Taika Waititi

Writer Jemaine Clement

Writer Taika Waititi

Producer Emanuel Michael

Producer Taika Waititi

Producer Chelsea Winstanley

Co-producer Jemaine Clement

Co-producer Pamela Harvey-White

Original music composer Plan 9

Director of photography Richard Bluck

Director of photography D.J. Stipsen

Editor Tom Eagles

Editor Yana Gorskaya

Editor Jonathan Woodford-Robinson

Casting Tina Cleary

Production design Ra Vincent

Character Viago

Character Vladislav

Character Deacon

Character Nick

Character Stu

Character Petyr

Character Jackie

Character Pauline (The Beast)

Character Julian

Character Policewoman

Character Policeman

Character Josephine

Character Zombie

Character Katherine

Character Vampire Hunter

Character Fix Attendant

Character Vampire Witch / MC

Character Morana

Character Club Bouncer

Character Child Vampire

Character Phillip

Character Big Kumara Bouncer

Character Hypnotised Man / Vladislav's Victim

Character Bouncer Richie

Character Viago's Victim

Character Vladislav's Victim

Character Anton - Werewolf

Character Dion - Werewolf

Character Clifton - Werewolf

Character Declan - Werewolf

Character Nathan M - Werewolf

Character Nathan G - Werewolf

Character WW2 Nazi Vampire Extra

Character Succubus

Character Mauled Cameraman (Dave)

Character Tracy (uncredited)

Last updated: 2019-11-12

Characters in ‘What We Do in the Shadows’

Deacon

“Guillermo is my familiar, but sometimes he's a little too familiar, you know what I mean? I mean, he's always just there.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Vampie Familars

“It's a glitter portrait. It's a portrait made from glitter.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Glitter Portrait

“Government Official: Please describe the right to bear arms.

Nandor: If it's a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms.

Government Official: All right.Moving on.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship

Tagged: Witty Dialouge , Right to Bear Arms

“We have come up with a list of all the things we would like to change once the vampires are in charge.

I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their crucifixes. A total ban on turtlenecks. A vampire-only television channel.

I would like for me, personally, my favorite comedy, Priests Falling Over. Free but compulsory harpsichord concerts every day of the week. We would have nun-free zones with a sign that says: ‘No Nuns.No Nuns. None.’”

— Nadja, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: City Council

Tagged: Vampire Demands

“When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts.”

— Colin Robinson, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: City Council

Tagged: Emotional Vampires at Town Meetings

“It seems that, uh, government workers are immune to hypnotism. It's like their souls are dead or something.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship

Tagged: Government Workers, The Soulless

“There is nothing more devastating than finding out your husband has made porn... and it's so bloody boring.”

— Nadja, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: The Orgy

Tagged: Boring Porono

“Cashier: Did you just throw a coin at me?

Nandor: Yes.

Cashier: Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me.

Nandor: Guillermo, stab this man.

Guillermo: He's joking.

Nandor: Stab him.

Guillermo: I tried, and...here you go, man.

Cashier: Thank you so much.

Nandor: [to Guillermo] You kind of disobeyed me just now. And I'm noting it.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Stabbing, Coins, joking, Disobedience

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