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Black Sheep Quotes

“I thought you of all people would appreciate efforts to deconstruct the colonialist paternalistic agrarian hierarchy that disenfranchises the Tangata Whenua and erodes the natural resources of Aotearoa.”
— Experience, Black Sheep
Tagged: deconstruct, colonialist, paternalistic
“Henry: What's that?

Experience: Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance.

Henry: Do your hormones really need balancing?

Experience: Considering I've been attacked by genetically engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh—yes, my hormones need fucking balancing.”
— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep
Tagged: hormones, Fucking, Aromatherapy, torture chamber
“Henry: Are you OK?

Experience: I won't be OK ever again.”
— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep
Tagged: ok
“[Henry panics while under attack from a sheep]

Experience: What is wrong with you?

Henry: Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.

Experience: Well, what's that?

Henry: Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!”
— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep
Tagged: ovinophobia, Therapist
“Experience: You're a tree.

Henry: I'm not a tree. I'm a fucking sheep!”
— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep
Tagged: Tree, Fucking, Sheep
“Henry: What are you doing in here?

Angus Oldfield: You wouldn't understand.”
— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep
“Henry: You fucker!

Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample.

Henry: You wanker!”
— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep
Tagged: fucker, wanker, sperm sample
“If it wasn't for my gumboot!”
— Tucker, Black Sheep
Tagged: Gumboot
“Tucker: What about the sheep?

Angus Oldfield: Fuck the sheep!

Tucker: No time for that, bro. Go go go!”
— Tucker, Black Sheep
Tagged: Sheep, Bestiality, Fuck
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