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Are You Here Quotes

“Therapist: Are you afraid right now?

Ben: I feel alone in the universe, except for Steve.”
— Ben Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: Fear, Alone
“Judge: Mr. Baker, have you been having difficulty distinguishing between real and unreal?

Ben: My whole life.”
— Ben Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: Reality
“You were the squeaky wheel so you got all the oil.”
— Terri Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: squeaky wheel, oil
“Terri: Look at her, the slutty, wicked stepmother. You can practically see through that dress.

Red: I don't think so.”
— Terri Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: wicked stepmother, see-through dress
“The bearded, bespectacled doctor murdered at least 26 patients, making him one of the world's most prolific killers. So, Steve, how's it looking out there today? It's about time we saw some of this warmer weather.”
— Victoria Riolobos, Are You Here
Tagged: Serial Killers, Understatement, Warm Weather
“How can you live here without looking for a high place to jump from?”
— Ben Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: Suicide
“Steve, I would prefer to forego your input since it most recently resulted in my brother becoming fat, unemployed and growing that supremely antisocial beard.”
— Terri Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: fat, unemployed, beard, Anti-Male
“Your father was quite lucid.”
— Karl Stevens, Are You Here
Tagged: father, lucid
“Terri Coulter: What would you do if you couldn't have children?

Felty Yoder: I would pray to God to send them to me.

Terri Coulter: What if you don't believe in God?

Felty Yoder: Maybe that's why you can't have children.”
— Felty Yoder, Are You Here
Tagged: Children, God
“And at 100% humidity and 89 degrees, Little Hilo, Hawaii, is both the hottest and wettest spot in the nation. I guess that makes it the number-one destination for teenage boys, eh, Victoria?”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Hawaii, Hilo, Tropical Rain Forest, Victoria
“Ben: I just want to see my friend.

Steve: Wait a second, I know that guy.

Dave: You what?

Ben: My dad died.”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Living Will, Death of a Father
“Karl: To my son Ben, I leave my house, my business and the remainder of the estate.

Ben: What?

Terry: You've gotta be kidding me.

Ben: I need some air.

Terry: Was he even competent when he wrote this?

Karl: Your father was quite lucid.

Ben: I'm sorry, my suit was really itchy. I…

Steve: So I'm not mentioned in there at all?”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Living Will
“Please, can we stop all this bickering? A man died here, a very rich man.”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Bickering, Dead Man, rich man
“See, nobody believes in friendship.”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Friendship
“That’s the thing about friendship, it’s a lot rarer than love, because there is nothing in it for any body.”
— Owen Wilson, Are You Here
Tagged: Friendship, Love, Relationship
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