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Owen Wilson Quotes

Total quotes: 24
“ I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.”
— Hansel McDonald, Zoolander
Tagged: Care, Product, Job, Selling, best shot, Clueless
“The world has enough aggression and escalation without us adding to it.”
— Father Ra-Shawbard, Documentary Now!, Season 3: Batshit Valley
Tagged: World, Aggression, Escalation
“Hansel: This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked.

Matilda: What?

Hansel: Don't ask questions. Just give in to the power of the tea.”
— Hansel McDonald, Zoolander
Tagged: emotions, Naked, Power, tea
“Ben: I just want to see my friend.

Steve: Wait a second, I know that guy.

Dave: You what?

Ben: My dad died.”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Living Will, Death of a Father
“Raleigh: You don't love me anymore, do you?

Margot: I do, kind of. I can't explain it right now.”
— Margot Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums
Tagged: Love, Loss
“I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.”
— Hansel McDonald, Zoolander
Tagged: kid, Astronaut, bark, Tree
“Please, can we stop all this bickering? A man died here, a very rich man.”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Bickering, Dead Man, rich man
“Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?”
— Royal Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums
Tagged: Hamburgers, cemetery
“Eli: [to Richie] I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, you know?

Royal: [quietly] Me, too. Me, too.

Eli: It doesn't mean what it used to though, does it?”
— Royal Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums
Tagged: Desire, Loss
“Eli: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.

Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.

Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.”
— Eli Cash, The Royal Tenenbaums
Tagged: Intervention, drug problem
“Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast?”
— Lightning McQueen (voice), Cars
Tagged: breakfast, Racing Thoughts
“Chas: I've had a rough year, dad.

Royal: I know you have, Chassie.”
— Royal Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums
Tagged: rough year, Empathy
“Royal: [Points to Henry] He's not your father.

Margot: Neither are you.”
— Royal Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums
Tagged: paternity
“All memory of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums had been erased by two decades of betrayal, failure and disaster.”
— Narrator (voice), The Royal Tenenbaums
Tagged: brilliance, Betrayal, disaster, Failure
“And at 100% humidity and 89 degrees, Little Hilo, Hawaii, is both the hottest and wettest spot in the nation. I guess that makes it the number-one destination for teenage boys, eh, Victoria?”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Hawaii, Hilo, Tropical Rain Forest, Victoria
“ I'm telling you, you gotta help me! Don't leave me here! I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!”
— Lightning McQueen (voice), Cars
Tagged: help, Hillbilly, Hell, IQ, lowering
“Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer.”
— Lightning McQueen (voice), Cars
Tagged: Muhammad Ali, Famous Quotes
“I love being me.”
— Lightning McQueen (voice), Cars
Tagged: Self-Confidence, Self-Love
“That's a beautiful word, 'deal,' and you're talking to a dealer.”
— Father Ra-Shawbard, Documentary Now!, Season 3: Batshit Valley
Tagged: Deal, Word, Dealer
“Send someone to get my blue hat. I'm a little chilled. ”
— Father Ra-Shawbard, Documentary Now!, Season 3: Batshit Valley
Tagged: Chilled , Blue Hat
“Listen, you idiots. I work for the F.B.I.”
— Father Ra-Shawbard, Documentary Now!, Season 3: Batshit Valley
Tagged: idiots, FBI, Listen
“Tighten your asses, let's go.”
— Nick Campbell, The Internship
Tagged: encourage, Tighten It Up, Lock It Up
“I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.”
— Richie Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums
Tagged: suicide threat
“Karl: To my son Ben, I leave my house, my business and the remainder of the estate.

Ben: What?

Terry: You've gotta be kidding me.

Ben: I need some air.

Terry: Was he even competent when he wrote this?

Karl: Your father was quite lucid.

Ben: I'm sorry, my suit was really itchy. I…

Steve: So I'm not mentioned in there at all?”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Living Will
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