[Elle sees David the geek trying unsuccessfully to get a date with two lovely girls, who mock him, and decides to help by making the girls think she dated David]

Elle: Excuse me.

[Elle turns around and slaps David]

Elle: Why didn’t you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard from you since.

David: [pause] I’m sorry?

Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I’ve ever known and just taking it away?

David: Both?

Elle: Well, forget it. I’ve spent too much time crying over you.

[Elle walks away, and the girls change their mind about him]

Girl: So, when did you wanna go out?”
Tagged: Misandry

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