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Warren Foster Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“Fred Flintstone: [the piano gets stuck in the doorway] Stand back, Barney. I'm going to put a little weight behind it.

Barney Rubble: But Fred, you're a lot of weight!”
— Warren Foster, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Hot Piano
Tagged: piano movers, Fat-Shaming
“All right. All right. I can't make it as fast as you spend it. I admit it, so let's call off the contest!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: The Happy Household
Tagged: breadwinner
“Fred Flintstone: Who is your bosom buddy, close friend, and lifelong pal?

Barney Rubble: How many guesses do I get?”
— Warren Foster, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Swimming Pool
Tagged: Friendship, insults
“Your only friend is a buck and the more bucks you got the more friends you got.”
— Warren Foster, The Flintstones, Season 1: No Help Wanted
Tagged: Money, Friends
“And another thing. If you don't take that insulting commercial off the air, I'll sue, report you to the FCC, and... and... slap your face!”
— Wilma Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: Fred Flintstone
Tagged: FCC, Threats
“Fred Flintstone: The ring wasn't in the flour canister. So it's got to be in the batter.

[slowly peeks around the corner]
Wilma Flintstone: FRED!

Fred Flintstone: [jumps] AAH!

Wilma Flintstone: What are you peeking around corners for?”
— Wilma Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Engagement Ring
Tagged: Spying, peeking, Snooping
“Vas ist der Uppenzie, Herr Doktor?”
— Bugs Bunny, Piker's Peak
Tagged: German, What's Up Doc?
“Barney Rubble: [while looking over the hot piano] Hold it? Do you get a guarantee with it?

Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie: Certainly. I guarantee it's a piano. And when Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie makes that guarantee he stands by it.”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Hot Piano
Tagged: piano sales, Swindlers
“Wilma Flintstone: Fred, can't you get up without making all that noise?

Fred Flintstone: It's that pesty gooney bird, he's back again! Why can't he fly back to Capistranorock or wherever else he belongs? What a thing to look forward to all summer!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 3: Fred's New Job
Tagged: Gooney Bird, San Juan Capistrano
“Fred Flintstone: [after discovering Barney has walked away with the TV set] Are you nuts?

Barney Rubble: But Fred, you told me to be ruthless.

Fred Flintstone: Ruthless? You put that set back or you'll be toothless!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 1: No Help Wanted
Tagged: Ruthless
“Barney Rubble: [Hiding in the TV set] Are you having trouble sleeping at night? It might be because you're a deadbeat. Pay off those annoying TV bills with one big payment, and get a good night's sleep.

Fred Flintstone: [Picks up TV set and starts shaking it] Rubble, I'll get you out of there even if I have to wreck the set!”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: No Help Wanted
Tagged: Deadbeat, tv bills
“Betty Rubble: [on the phone with Wilma] They haven't spoken to each other for five days. I'm sick and tired of it. I told him to go right over and make up with Fred.

Wilma Flintstone: What did he say?

Betty Rubble: He absolutely refused. So I said to him 'I'm going to invite my mother to come visit for a few weeks if you don't.

Wilma Flintstone: Really? What'd he say to that?

Barney Rubble: [poking his head in the door] Hiya, Wilma!”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 1: The Swimming Pool
Tagged: feuding, Making Up, mothers in law
“Fred Flintstone: Tell me, boss, I'm on pins and needles! What were you wearing?

Mr. Rockhead: [Puts on the bird head of the costume that he, unknown to Fred, exchanged with the costumer] I got it right here.

Fred Flintstone: Sure, I talked to you, we were standing at the refreshment bar and I was saying... [suddenly realizes it was Mr. Rockhead he said all that bad stuff to] Oh boy, what I was saying...

Mr. Rockhead: I'll refresh your memory... Quote: Vice president of the morons section of the Knucklehead Club.

[Fred starts to 'feel small' as he continues]
Mr. Rockhead: Home having dinner before the 5-oclock whistle. Penny Pincher. Shorty. Birdbrain. You were gonna bump me right on the beak! Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera! Well, what have you got to say for yourself?

Fred Flintstone: [in a high-pitched voice] Oh boy, me and my big mouth.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: The Masquerade Ball
Tagged: busted, insults, Karma
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